in Bitches:
Calli:"I like my lust objects like I like my guacamole -- not secretly rotting." Which is true, but doesn't really plumb the depths of my mating requirements.
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in Bitches:
Calli:"I like my lust objects like I like my guacamole -- not secretly rotting." Which is true, but doesn't really plumb the depths of my mating requirements.
After a discussion of pirates, gay fashion and decoration, thereby, billytea makes me waste breakfast and responds, thereto:
billytea "Yarr. Shiver me shag-pile."
Me: Is there a category on b.org for "granola on my monitor"?
billytea: Hee. I've been GOMM'd.
In Natter:
Rio - In the end, I am sure Friendster will turn into some lame paying service and you guys will feel all stupid and conflicted.
Allyson - But then there will be the Phriendster Phoenix!
Rio, on Friendster:
See what I'm saying? It's essentially a fucko dating service calling itself Friendster. It should just cut to the chase and call itself Fuckster.
Allyson :
Rio, you should start Fuckster. YOU WILL BE SO RICH!
Rio:
OMG YES!
stops searching job listings
types up Fuckster business plan
Later
Rio:
SO WHO WANTS TO BE MY FUCKSTER?
Daniel C. Jensen sums it up:
Top ten possible names for a Buffista version of Friendster:
10. Apocalypster
9. NGAster
8. AIFGster
7. Frank
6. Wrodster
5. Pornster
4. Bunkster
3. Foamyster
2. Buffister
1. Fuckster
He should have included Monkeypanster.
Ooooh -- I think that might be the winner!
(The little Plei voice in my head is taking that Frank and making it George. What? Y'all don't have little Plei voices in your heads? That explains a lot.)
What? Y'all don't have little Plei voices in your heads?
I do, but they're usually talking about Parker Posey's boobies...
Convenient no-effort COMMing of DX, above!