Daniel C. Jensen sums it up:
Top ten possible names for a Buffista version of Friendster:
10. Apocalypster
9. NGAster
8. AIFGster
7. Frank
6. Wrodster
5. Pornster
4. Bunkster
3. Foamyster
2. Buffister
1. Fuckster
Buffy: Where are the burgers? Riley: Yeah man, I'm starving. Cow me. Xander: I'd love to make with the moo but the fire's not cooperating.
'Lessons'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Jon B. - Jul 12, 2003 6:06:06 am PDT #3903 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Deena - Jul 12, 2003 6:20:30 am PDT #3904 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
He should have included Monkeypanster.
Jon B. - Jul 12, 2003 6:23:33 am PDT #3905 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Ooooh -- I think that might be the winner!
Cindy - Jul 12, 2003 7:55:02 am PDT #3906 of 10000
Nobody
(The little Plei voice in my head is taking that Frank and making it George. What? Y'all don't have little Plei voices in your heads? That explains a lot.)
DXMachina - Jul 12, 2003 8:03:58 am PDT #3907 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
What? Y'all don't have little Plei voices in your heads?
I do, but they're usually talking about Parker Posey's boobies...
Cindy - Jul 12, 2003 8:06:50 am PDT #3908 of 10000
Nobody
Convenient no-effort COMMing of DX, above!
Am-Chau Yarkona - Jul 12, 2003 8:18:57 am PDT #3909 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
Y'all don't have little Plei voices in your heads?
Does the fact that the phrase "tubby man love" has entered my mental vocabulary count? Especially given that I've had to quite delibarately stop myself using it aloud, more than once?
'Cos if it does, then you're not alone.
(Edit: big x-post. Me slow, DX funny.)
RobertH - Jul 12, 2003 8:40:45 pm PDT #3910 of 10000
Disaffected college student
(The little Plei voice in my head is taking that Frank and making it George. What? Y'all don't have little Plei voices in your heads? That explains a lot.)
Well, with that particular description, any little Plei voice I might have in my head in the future is going to sound like The Abominabababable Snowman.
Cindy - Jul 13, 2003 1:41:10 am PDT #3911 of 10000
Nobody
Oh no, because I've never heard the real thing, my little Plei voice is sort of breathy, but still very smooth and...
perhaps I've said too much?
Elena - Jul 13, 2003 3:05:25 am PDT #3912 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
In Firefly, MechaKrelboyne explains it all.
Oh, Star Trek. To me Trek has become like those guys who were your very best friends in Seventh Grade. You share a lot of ideas and humor, and are comfortable with each others company, but then you look around and realize that you're ducking calls because it's fifteen years later and they're still stuck on 'We can't interfere' for ideas, and 'The alien's drinking prune juice. HA! Didn't see that coming' for humor.
Now Star Wars is more like your friend from seventh grade who you hadn't seen in years, and you're all excited to see, and then are immensly let down because they're walking down the street in tearaway parachute pants telling everyone to talk to their hands ... TOTHE EXTREME! NOT! And so on, while Space 1999 looks on in utter disgust.