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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Sue - Jul 12, 2003 5:40:37 am PDT #3902 of 10000
hip deep in pie

Rio, on Friendster:

See what I'm saying? It's essentially a fucko dating service calling itself Friendster. It should just cut to the chase and call itself Fuckster.

Allyson :

Rio, you should start Fuckster. YOU WILL BE SO RICH!

Rio:

OMG YES!
stops searching job listings
types up Fuckster business plan

Later

Rio:

SO WHO WANTS TO BE MY FUCKSTER?

Jon B. - Jul 12, 2003 6:06:06 am PDT #3903 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Daniel C. Jensen sums it up:

Top ten possible names for a Buffista version of Friendster:

10. Apocalypster
9. NGAster
8. AIFGster
7. Frank
6. Wrodster
5. Pornster
4. Bunkster
3. Foamyster
2. Buffister
1. Fuckster

Deena - Jul 12, 2003 6:20:30 am PDT #3904 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

He should have included Monkeypanster.

Jon B. - Jul 12, 2003 6:23:33 am PDT #3905 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Ooooh -- I think that might be the winner!

Cindy - Jul 12, 2003 7:55:02 am PDT #3906 of 10000
Nobody

(The little Plei voice in my head is taking that Frank and making it George. What? Y'all don't have little Plei voices in your heads? That explains a lot.)

DXMachina - Jul 12, 2003 8:03:58 am PDT #3907 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

What? Y'all don't have little Plei voices in your heads?

I do, but they're usually talking about Parker Posey's boobies...

Cindy - Jul 12, 2003 8:06:50 am PDT #3908 of 10000
Nobody

Convenient no-effort COMMing of DX, above!

Am-Chau Yarkona - Jul 12, 2003 8:18:57 am PDT #3909 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Y'all don't have little Plei voices in your heads?

Does the fact that the phrase "tubby man love" has entered my mental vocabulary count? Especially given that I've had to quite delibarately stop myself using it aloud, more than once?

'Cos if it does, then you're not alone.

(Edit: big x-post. Me slow, DX funny.)

RobertH - Jul 12, 2003 8:40:45 pm PDT #3910 of 10000
Disaffected college student

(The little Plei voice in my head is taking that Frank and making it George. What? Y'all don't have little Plei voices in your heads? That explains a lot.)

Well, with that particular description, any little Plei voice I might have in my head in the future is going to sound like The Abominabababable Snowman.

Cindy - Jul 13, 2003 1:41:10 am PDT #3911 of 10000
Nobody

Oh no, because I've never heard the real thing, my little Plei voice is sort of breathy, but still very smooth and...

perhaps I've said too much?

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