Firefly 2 finishes in a bit of a punic...(I'm COMMing the lot for cumulative effect.)

Beverly:

ShepHerd. ijs. From "herding sheep," caring for a flock, leader, protector, guide, etc. Biblical reference. Shepherd. Thanks.

Daniel C. Jensen:

I herd that.

Heather Alayne:

It's not like she was going out on a lamb.

Dana:

Sheep puns! Baaaatten down the hatches! Pull the wool over your eyes!

Daniel C. Jensen:

I won't get angora over it.

Perkins:

BAAAAA haha

Holli:

Puns like these threaten the very fabric of our board.

Baa afraid. Baa very afraid.

Allyson:

sees puns. pulls own eyeballs out in over-the-top self-preservation effort.

Dana:

Oh, ewe guys. I think Allyson's afraid we're going to fleece her.

Holli:

Poor little lamb.

Anne W.:

There's mutton wrong with a few puns, is there?

Wolfram:

Gor-ram it, DCJ! You've got to stop being the cattle-ist for these things.

Dana:

Oooh. And Wolfram moooooves on to bovine.

Wolfram:

I was feeling slightly cowed.

Allyson (post #9990):

runs screaming from thread in shear terror.

Daniel C. Jenson (post #9990):

That's a lot of Bull.

Allyson (post #9992):

doubles. that's so odd.

Daniel C. Jensen:

I wouldn't steer you wrong...

Do you think we can milk this to the end of the thread?

Allyson:

I'll just skim.

Typo Boy:

Well - that lets you get the cream of the jest.

Allyson:

We really need to whip up a new thread title, fast.

Daniel C. Jensen:

We need a cow-ordinator of all these sheep puns. I cattle-ow this to cow-tinue.

Typo Boy:

If we don't will the jokes curdle?

Erinaceous in, of all places, Press.

Erinaceous is cleaning her office again! Who wants a Chicago Tribune promo Smallville poster? Mint! First email has it ...

Lex looks hot and smug, Clark looks broody, and Lana looks like she's thinking "I wonder what my parents are doing?"

in Bitches:

Calli:"I like my lust objects like I like my guacamole -- not secretly rotting." Which is true, but doesn't really plumb the depths of my mating requirements.

After a discussion of pirates, gay fashion and decoration, thereby, billytea makes me waste breakfast and responds, thereto:

billytea "Yarr. Shiver me shag-pile."

Me: Is there a category on b.org for "granola on my monitor"?

billytea: Hee. I've been GOMM'd.

In Natter:

Rio - In the end, I am sure Friendster will turn into some lame paying service and you guys will feel all stupid and conflicted.

Allyson - But then there will be the Phriendster Phoenix!

Rio, on Friendster:

See what I'm saying? It's essentially a fucko dating service calling itself Friendster. It should just cut to the chase and call itself Fuckster.

Allyson :

Rio, you should start Fuckster. YOU WILL BE SO RICH!

Rio:

OMG YES!

stops searching job listings

types up Fuckster business plan

Later

Rio:

SO WHO WANTS TO BE MY FUCKSTER?

Daniel C. Jensen sums it up:

Top ten possible names for a Buffista version of Friendster:

10. Apocalypster
9. NGAster
8. AIFGster
7. Frank
6. Wrodster
5. Pornster
4. Bunkster
3. Foamyster
2. Buffister
1. Fuckster

He should have included Monkeypanster.

Ooooh -- I think that might be the winner!

(The little Plei voice in my head is taking that Frank and making it George. What? Y'all don't have little Plei voices in your heads? That explains a lot.)