Two by two, hands of blue. Two by two, hands of blue.

River ,'Ariel'


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Trudy Booth - Jun 26, 2003 6:53:56 am PDT #3787 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Just tell them it's a matter of principle, Gandalfe. If they can't understand ethics that's their problem.


amych - Jun 26, 2003 6:55:19 am PDT #3788 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

(I've already seen it turn up on somebody's LiveJournal...)

What? I couldn't resist. (And one of my non-buffista friends already wants it as a .sig file quote...)


Angus G - Jun 26, 2003 7:02:15 am PDT #3789 of 10000
Roguish Laird

Not at all, I'm flattered, amych!


Trudy Booth - Jun 26, 2003 9:31:29 am PDT #3790 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Madrigal Costello's Catholicism:

[upon being told that infertile couples could have non-procreative sex becaue God might give them a miracle] ...When I asked why not let gay couples marry and see if God wants to let them have a miracle, I was told to go xerox stuff in the rectory.

...And there was the time I chose Mary Magdalene as my saint for confirmation, partially because the reading in our Vulgate would require the arch-bishop to say "whore" during the ceremony.

To me the funny part is that a couple years later, that arch-bishop resigned when he was outed. So now I have an excuse for being less than het. I wasn't born this way, I didn't choose this way, I was confirmed this way.


Sean K - Jun 26, 2003 9:47:44 am PDT #3791 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Burrell, in Natter...

I mean, c'mon, would *you* have sex with Scalia if it weren't your sacred obligation?


Trudy Booth - Jun 26, 2003 10:05:04 am PDT #3792 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

flea: Isn't Scalia/Thomas canon?


Sean K - Jun 26, 2003 10:08:25 am PDT #3793 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

erikaj's generic "thank you" note, as posted in Natter...

Dear(relative's name), Thank you so much for the (money, sweater, creature of the night) It should come in handy when I(pay bills travel, save the world from darkest evil)So thoughtful. Love, Me.


P.M. Marc - Jun 26, 2003 10:41:06 am PDT #3794 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

DX sets it up, Aimee delivers in Natter

DX
No idea. Ask a Kennedy.

Aimee:
"John!" Damn.

"Bobby!" Damn.

"Jean!" Damn.

"Rose!" Damn.

"Grampa!" Damn.

"Jackie!" Damn.

Oh I know..."Ted!"

"Wha..? I didn't mean it, I never saw that damned bridge!"

"Nevermind, Ted."


Theodosia - Jun 26, 2003 11:40:41 am PDT #3795 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Burrell:

To weigh in on the "so-called homosexual agenda," I think the fear is that, if sex is not closely circumscribed by marriage & procreation, then there is the dangerous specter of purely carnal sex, sex for pleasure. And I guess some fear that, if it seems like a perfectly acceptable option, more of us will be engaging in masturbation, oral sex, sodomy, etc, and will never get around to fixating on marriage & children as our only option out of eternal sexual frustration.

Admittedly, the logic is deeply flawed, but I think that's how it goes.

I mean, c'mon, would *you* have sex with Scalia if it weren't your sacred obligation?


deborah grabien - Jun 26, 2003 12:53:04 pm PDT #3796 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Trudy in Natter, putting the finishing touches on a very surreal conversation about having consensual sex with a small hole in a wall, with an homage to Pink Floyd:

All in all it's just another dick in the wall