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Trudy Booth - Jun 26, 2003 9:31:29 am PDT #3790 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Madrigal Costello's Catholicism:

[upon being told that infertile couples could have non-procreative sex becaue God might give them a miracle] ...When I asked why not let gay couples marry and see if God wants to let them have a miracle, I was told to go xerox stuff in the rectory.

...And there was the time I chose Mary Magdalene as my saint for confirmation, partially because the reading in our Vulgate would require the arch-bishop to say "whore" during the ceremony.

To me the funny part is that a couple years later, that arch-bishop resigned when he was outed. So now I have an excuse for being less than het. I wasn't born this way, I didn't choose this way, I was confirmed this way.

Sean K - Jun 26, 2003 9:47:44 am PDT #3791 of 10000

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Burrell, in Natter...

I mean, c'mon, would *you* have sex with Scalia if it weren't your sacred obligation?

Trudy Booth - Jun 26, 2003 10:05:04 am PDT #3792 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

flea: Isn't Scalia/Thomas canon?

Sean K - Jun 26, 2003 10:08:25 am PDT #3793 of 10000

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

erikaj's generic "thank you" note, as posted in Natter...

Dear(relative's name), Thank you so much for the (money, sweater, creature of the night) It should come in handy when I(pay bills travel, save the world from darkest evil)So thoughtful. Love, Me.

P.M. Marc - Jun 26, 2003 10:41:06 am PDT #3794 of 10000

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

DX sets it up, Aimee delivers in Natter

DX
No idea. Ask a Kennedy.

Aimee:
"John!" Damn.

"Bobby!" Damn.

"Jean!" Damn.

"Rose!" Damn.

"Grampa!" Damn.

"Jackie!" Damn.

Oh I know..."Ted!"

"Wha..? I didn't mean it, I never saw that damned bridge!"

"Nevermind, Ted."

Theodosia - Jun 26, 2003 11:40:41 am PDT #3795 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Burrell:

To weigh in on the "so-called homosexual agenda," I think the fear is that, if sex is not closely circumscribed by marriage & procreation, then there is the dangerous specter of purely carnal sex, sex for pleasure. And I guess some fear that, if it seems like a perfectly acceptable option, more of us will be engaging in masturbation, oral sex, sodomy, etc, and will never get around to fixating on marriage & children as our only option out of eternal sexual frustration.

Admittedly, the logic is deeply flawed, but I think that's how it goes.

I mean, c'mon, would *you* have sex with Scalia if it weren't your sacred obligation?

deborah grabien - Jun 26, 2003 12:53:04 pm PDT #3796 of 10000

It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Trudy in Natter, putting the finishing touches on a very surreal conversation about having consensual sex with a small hole in a wall, with an homage to Pink Floyd:

All in all it's just another dick in the wall

Rebecca Lizard - Jun 26, 2003 1:44:27 pm PDT #3797 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Herself:

And remember--Baby Jesus drinks gin from the cat dish when readers don't feedback!

PMM:

(drunk Baby Jesus is FUNNY, just keep him away from the firearms...)

amych:

But someone please remind me, why is Baby Jesus feeding gin to the cats in the first place?

Steph:

He's God. God is love. Gin is a sign of love.

(Did I just prove that God is grain alcohol?)

amych:

Not sure, but I think you proved that He's flavored with juniper berries.

PMM:

Do you think he's Tanq or Sapphire?

Trudy Booth - Jun 26, 2003 5:21:07 pm PDT #3798 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Steph: Is there a difference between "summer squash" and "butternut squash"?

signed, Confused about Squash

Frankenbuddha - Jun 26, 2003 7:02:13 pm PDT #3799 of 10000

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

COMM'd upon immediate reading, from Victor in Natter:

And OK, I have to share a joke from here in the newsroom that's in VERY poor taste:

"Gay sex ban struck down. Thurmond dies."

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