flea: Isn't Scalia/Thomas canon?
Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.
'Origin'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Jun 26, 2003 10:05:04 am PDT #3792 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Sean K - Jun 26, 2003 10:08:25 am PDT #3793 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
erikaj's generic "thank you" note, as posted in Natter...
Dear(relative's name), Thank you so much for the (money, sweater, creature of the night) It should come in handy when I(pay bills travel, save the world from darkest evil)So thoughtful. Love, Me.
P.M. Marc - Jun 26, 2003 10:41:06 am PDT #3794 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
DX sets it up, Aimee delivers in Natter
DX
No idea. Ask a Kennedy.
Aimee:
"John!" Damn.
"Bobby!" Damn.
"Jean!" Damn.
"Rose!" Damn.
"Grampa!" Damn.
"Jackie!" Damn.
Oh I know..."Ted!"
"Wha..? I didn't mean it, I never saw that damned bridge!"
"Nevermind, Ted."
Theodosia - Jun 26, 2003 11:40:41 am PDT #3795 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Burrell:
To weigh in on the "so-called homosexual agenda," I think the fear is that, if sex is not closely circumscribed by marriage & procreation, then there is the dangerous specter of purely carnal sex, sex for pleasure. And I guess some fear that, if it seems like a perfectly acceptable option, more of us will be engaging in masturbation, oral sex, sodomy, etc, and will never get around to fixating on marriage & children as our only option out of eternal sexual frustration.
Admittedly, the logic is deeply flawed, but I think that's how it goes.
I mean, c'mon, would *you* have sex with Scalia if it weren't your sacred obligation?
deborah grabien - Jun 26, 2003 12:53:04 pm PDT #3796 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Trudy in Natter, putting the finishing touches on a very surreal conversation about having consensual sex with a small hole in a wall, with an homage to Pink Floyd:
All in all it's just another dick in the wall
Rebecca Lizard - Jun 26, 2003 1:44:27 pm PDT #3797 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Herself:
And remember--Baby Jesus drinks gin from the cat dish when readers don't feedback!
PMM:
(drunk Baby Jesus is FUNNY, just keep him away from the firearms...)
amych:
But someone please remind me, why is Baby Jesus feeding gin to the cats in the first place?
Steph:
He's God. God is love. Gin is a sign of love.
(Did I just prove that God is grain alcohol?)
amych:
Not sure, but I think you proved that He's flavored with juniper berries.
PMM:
Do you think he's Tanq or Sapphire?
Trudy Booth - Jun 26, 2003 5:21:07 pm PDT #3798 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Steph: Is there a difference between "summer squash" and "butternut squash"?
signed, Confused about Squash
Frankenbuddha - Jun 26, 2003 7:02:13 pm PDT #3799 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
COMM'd upon immediate reading, from Victor in Natter:
And OK, I have to share a joke from here in the newsroom that's in VERY poor taste:
"Gay sex ban struck down. Thurmond dies."
Java cat - Jun 26, 2003 7:05:42 pm PDT #3800 of 10000
Not javachik
Natter 12:
5/9/03: 6:16 AM Theodosia: Timely!
7:52 AM: DX: Morning.
Yep. That's all I've got.
7:53 AM Amych:
Mrnng. d lk t by vwl.
7:55 AM DX:
Srr, wr ll frsh t.
7:56 AM Amych:
H!
Java cat - Jun 26, 2003 7:40:03 pm PDT #3801 of 10000
Not javachik
Natter 12b:
msbelle: I AM ON AN ENDORPHIN HIGH!!
run for cover and protect the children.
ita: Where did you get those endorphins, young lady?
Kat: Watch out! msbelle is going to pinkify things!!
Sue: Did msbelle say she was on a Dolphin high? I think I misunderstood with the Asscaps
msbelle: I got them (endorphins) from a sweaty room where I did punching and kicking drills.
I'm not gonna pinkify anything I am gonna chill then shower then sleep.
I missed ita not having a fridge, that is crazy. EAT YOUR VEGGIES!!! Water should not be leaking into your fridge and he should not have left food out.
Sue! WHY CAN'T YOU READ ASSCAPS?
ita: Okay -- is she cuter hopped up on endorphins or drunk?
I can't tell.
Left jab! Right cross! Tequila shot!