Trudy in Natter, putting the finishing touches on a very surreal conversation about having consensual sex with a small hole in a wall, with an homage to Pink Floyd:
All in all it's just another dick in the wall
He doesn't travel well. He's like fine shrimp.
Anya ,'Touched'
Coffee On My Monitor
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deborah grabien - Jun 26, 2003 12:53:04 pm PDT #3796 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Rebecca Lizard - Jun 26, 2003 1:44:27 pm PDT #3797 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Herself:
And remember--Baby Jesus drinks gin from the cat dish when readers don't feedback!
PMM:
(drunk Baby Jesus is FUNNY, just keep him away from the firearms...)
amych:
But someone please remind me, why is Baby Jesus feeding gin to the cats in the first place?
Steph:
He's God. God is love. Gin is a sign of love.
(Did I just prove that God is grain alcohol?)
amych:
Not sure, but I think you proved that He's flavored with juniper berries.
PMM:
Do you think he's Tanq or Sapphire?
Trudy Booth - Jun 26, 2003 5:21:07 pm PDT #3798 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Steph: Is there a difference between "summer squash" and "butternut squash"?
signed, Confused about Squash
Frankenbuddha - Jun 26, 2003 7:02:13 pm PDT #3799 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
COMM'd upon immediate reading, from Victor in Natter:
And OK, I have to share a joke from here in the newsroom that's in VERY poor taste:
"Gay sex ban struck down. Thurmond dies."
Java cat - Jun 26, 2003 7:05:42 pm PDT #3800 of 10000
Not javachik
Natter 12:
5/9/03: 6:16 AM Theodosia: Timely!
7:52 AM: DX: Morning.
Yep. That's all I've got.
7:53 AM Amych:
Mrnng. d lk t by vwl.
7:55 AM DX:
Srr, wr ll frsh t.
7:56 AM Amych:
H!
Java cat - Jun 26, 2003 7:40:03 pm PDT #3801 of 10000
Not javachik
Natter 12b:
msbelle: I AM ON AN ENDORPHIN HIGH!!
run for cover and protect the children.
ita: Where did you get those endorphins, young lady?
Kat: Watch out! msbelle is going to pinkify things!!
Sue: Did msbelle say she was on a Dolphin high? I think I misunderstood with the Asscaps
msbelle: I got them (endorphins) from a sweaty room where I did punching and kicking drills.
I'm not gonna pinkify anything I am gonna chill then shower then sleep.
I missed ita not having a fridge, that is crazy. EAT YOUR VEGGIES!!! Water should not be leaking into your fridge and he should not have left food out.
Sue! WHY CAN'T YOU READ ASSCAPS?
ita: Okay -- is she cuter hopped up on endorphins or drunk?
I can't tell.
Left jab! Right cross! Tequila shot!
Theodosia - Jun 27, 2003 5:23:40 am PDT #3802 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Raquel:
One of my cow-orkers just said something to me that started with "Scalia made some very good points...." I didn't make out the rest, as I was screaming and pummelling him over the head with a bookend.
Oh yes, I am Miss Liberal Tolerance.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Jun 27, 2003 5:41:49 am PDT #3803 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
Jess PMoon:
Lamé? Passé.
Steph L.:
Snerké.
(We'll see. Accents? Edit: looks like they made it through copy-paste.)
Theodosia - Jun 27, 2003 5:51:58 am PDT #3804 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
elena:
You know, all of the homosexuals can come to Canada to get married and then go to Texas to have sex.
Fred Pete - Jun 27, 2003 6:21:38 am PDT #3805 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Fun with typos, courtesy of Trudy:
Sean, he's filled with the Spirt.