Burrell, in Natter...
I mean, c'mon, would *you* have sex with Scalia if it weren't your sacred obligation?
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Burrell, in Natter...
I mean, c'mon, would *you* have sex with Scalia if it weren't your sacred obligation?
flea: Isn't Scalia/Thomas canon?
erikaj's generic "thank you" note, as posted in Natter...
Dear(relative's name), Thank you so much for the (money, sweater, creature of the night) It should come in handy when I(pay bills travel, save the world from darkest evil)So thoughtful. Love, Me.
DX sets it up, Aimee delivers in Natter
DX
No idea. Ask a Kennedy.
Aimee:
"John!" Damn.
"Bobby!" Damn.
"Jean!" Damn.
"Rose!" Damn.
"Grampa!" Damn.
"Jackie!" Damn.
Oh I know..."Ted!"
"Wha..? I didn't mean it, I never saw that damned bridge!"
"Nevermind, Ted."
Burrell:
To weigh in on the "so-called homosexual agenda," I think the fear is that, if sex is not closely circumscribed by marriage & procreation, then there is the dangerous specter of purely carnal sex, sex for pleasure. And I guess some fear that, if it seems like a perfectly acceptable option, more of us will be engaging in masturbation, oral sex, sodomy, etc, and will never get around to fixating on marriage & children as our only option out of eternal sexual frustration.
Admittedly, the logic is deeply flawed, but I think that's how it goes.
I mean, c'mon, would *you* have sex with Scalia if it weren't your sacred obligation?
Trudy in Natter, putting the finishing touches on a very surreal conversation about having consensual sex with a small hole in a wall, with an homage to Pink Floyd:
All in all it's just another dick in the wall
Herself:
And remember--Baby Jesus drinks gin from the cat dish when readers don't feedback!
PMM:
(drunk Baby Jesus is FUNNY, just keep him away from the firearms...)
amych:
But someone please remind me, why is Baby Jesus feeding gin to the cats in the first place?
Steph:
He's God. God is love. Gin is a sign of love.
(Did I just prove that God is grain alcohol?)
amych:
Not sure, but I think you proved that He's flavored with juniper berries.
PMM:
Do you think he's Tanq or Sapphire?
Steph: Is there a difference between "summer squash" and "butternut squash"?
signed, Confused about Squash
COMM'd upon immediate reading, from Victor in Natter:
And OK, I have to share a joke from here in the newsroom that's in VERY poor taste:
"Gay sex ban struck down. Thurmond dies."
Natter 12:
5/9/03: 6:16 AM Theodosia: Timely!
7:52 AM: DX: Morning.
Yep. That's all I've got.
7:53 AM Amych:
Mrnng. d lk t by vwl.
7:55 AM DX:
Srr, wr ll frsh t.
7:56 AM Amych:
H!