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erikaj's generic "thank you" note, as posted in Natter...
Dear(relative's name), Thank you so much for the (money, sweater, creature of the night) It should come in handy when I(pay bills travel, save the world from darkest evil)So thoughtful. Love, Me.
DX sets it up, Aimee delivers in Natter
DX
No idea. Ask a Kennedy.
Aimee:
"John!" Damn.
"Bobby!" Damn.
"Jean!" Damn.
"Rose!" Damn.
"Grampa!" Damn.
"Jackie!" Damn.
Oh I know..."Ted!"
"Wha..? I didn't mean it, I never saw that damned bridge!"
"Nevermind, Ted."
Burrell:
To weigh in on the "so-called homosexual agenda," I think the fear is that, if sex is not closely circumscribed by marriage & procreation, then there is the dangerous specter of purely carnal sex, sex for pleasure. And I guess some fear that, if it seems like a perfectly acceptable option, more of us will be engaging in masturbation, oral sex, sodomy, etc, and will never get around to fixating on marriage & children as our only option out of eternal sexual frustration.
Admittedly, the logic is deeply flawed, but I think that's how it goes.
I mean, c'mon, would *you* have sex with Scalia if it weren't your sacred obligation?
Trudy in Natter, putting the finishing touches on a very surreal conversation about having consensual sex with a small hole in a wall, with an homage to Pink Floyd:
All in all it's just another dick in the wall
Herself:
And remember--Baby Jesus drinks gin from the cat dish when readers don't feedback!
PMM:
(drunk Baby Jesus is FUNNY, just keep him away from the firearms...)
amych:
But someone please remind me, why is Baby Jesus feeding gin to the cats in the first place?
Steph:
He's God. God is love. Gin is a sign of love.
(Did I just prove that God is grain alcohol?)
amych:
Not sure, but I think you proved that He's flavored with juniper berries.
PMM:
Do you think he's Tanq or Sapphire?
Steph: Is there a difference between "summer squash" and "butternut squash"?
signed, Confused about Squash
COMM'd upon immediate reading, from Victor in Natter:
And OK, I have to share a joke from here in the newsroom that's in VERY poor taste:
"Gay sex ban struck down. Thurmond dies."
Natter 12:
5/9/03: 6:16 AM Theodosia: Timely!
7:52 AM: DX: Morning.
Yep. That's all I've got.
7:53 AM Amych:
Mrnng. d lk t by vwl.
7:55 AM DX:
Srr, wr ll frsh t.
7:56 AM Amych:
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Natter 12b:
msbelle: I AM ON AN ENDORPHIN HIGH!!
run for cover and protect the children.
ita: Where did you get those endorphins, young lady?
Kat: Watch out! msbelle is going to pinkify things!!
Sue: Did msbelle say she was on a Dolphin high? I think I misunderstood with the Asscaps
msbelle: I got them (endorphins) from a sweaty room where I did punching and kicking drills.
I'm not gonna pinkify anything I am gonna chill then shower then sleep.
I missed ita not having a fridge, that is crazy. EAT YOUR VEGGIES!!! Water should not be leaking into your fridge and he should not have left food out.
Sue! WHY CAN'T YOU READ ASSCAPS?
ita: Okay -- is she cuter hopped up on endorphins or drunk?
I can't tell.
Left jab! Right cross! Tequila shot!
Raquel:
One of my cow-orkers just said something to me that started with "Scalia made some very good points...." I didn't make out the rest, as I was screaming and pummelling him over the head with a bookend.
Oh yes, I am Miss Liberal Tolerance.