Xander/Giles ,'Never Leave Me'
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Allyson in Bitches, variations on a theme already COMM'd by JohnSweden:
Pity the poor girl who plucks, shaves, burns, pours hot wax followed by ripping hair out of their bodies, so that some asswipe with a beard can be happy rubbing thier brillo pad whiskers in all the wrong places.
It must be tough to be one of those girls. Not for me, though. I'm perfectly hairless and made of scratch resistant porcelain, like a kitchen sink, I am.
It's that closing that's the killa...
Just to celebrate, I feel like going to Texas and fucking some cowboy up the ass.
K, I have to say that I've been saying this to people around work ever since I read it - although I substitute "Dallas" for "Texes," just for that fine detail. I've gotten fairly odd looks, most likely because I'm straight.
Huh, glad to have provided a new meme! (I've already seen it turn up on somebody's LiveJournal...)
Just tell them it's a matter of principle, Gandalfe. If they can't understand ethics that's their problem.
(I've already seen it turn up on somebody's LiveJournal...)
What? I couldn't resist. (And one of my non-buffista friends already wants it as a .sig file quote...)
Not at all, I'm flattered, amych!
Madrigal Costello's Catholicism:
[upon being told that infertile couples could have non-procreative sex becaue God might give them a miracle] ...When I asked why not let gay couples marry and see if God wants to let them have a miracle, I was told to go xerox stuff in the rectory.
...And there was the time I chose Mary Magdalene as my saint for confirmation, partially because the reading in our Vulgate would require the arch-bishop to say "whore" during the ceremony.
To me the funny part is that a couple years later, that arch-bishop resigned when he was outed. So now I have an excuse for being less than het. I wasn't born this way, I didn't choose this way, I was confirmed this way.
Burrell, in Natter...
I mean, c'mon, would *you* have sex with Scalia if it weren't your sacred obligation?
flea: Isn't Scalia/Thomas canon?
erikaj's generic "thank you" note, as posted in Natter...
Dear(relative's name), Thank you so much for the (money, sweater, creature of the night) It should come in handy when I(pay bills travel, save the world from darkest evil)So thoughtful. Love, Me.