Thanks, sarameg -- edited.
Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.
Zoe ,'Serenity'
Coffee On My Monitor
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amych - Jun 26, 2003 5:35:01 am PDT #3782 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Jon B. - Jun 26, 2003 5:56:22 am PDT #3783 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Just to celebrate, I feel like going to Texas and fucking some cowboy up the ass.
Angus rocks. That is all.
Astarte - Jun 26, 2003 5:57:57 am PDT #3784 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
Allyson in Bitches, variations on a theme already COMM'd by JohnSweden:
Pity the poor girl who plucks, shaves, burns, pours hot wax followed by ripping hair out of their bodies, so that some asswipe with a beard can be happy rubbing thier brillo pad whiskers in all the wrong places.
It must be tough to be one of those girls. Not for me, though. I'm perfectly hairless and made of scratch resistant porcelain, like a kitchen sink, I am.
It's that closing that's the killa...
Gandalfe - Jun 26, 2003 6:48:09 am PDT #3785 of 10000
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.
Just to celebrate, I feel like going to Texas and fucking some cowboy up the ass.
K, I have to say that I've been saying this to people around work ever since I read it - although I substitute "Dallas" for "Texes," just for that fine detail. I've gotten fairly odd looks, most likely because I'm straight.
Angus G - Jun 26, 2003 6:53:17 am PDT #3786 of 10000
Roguish Laird
Huh, glad to have provided a new meme! (I've already seen it turn up on somebody's LiveJournal...)
Trudy Booth - Jun 26, 2003 6:53:56 am PDT #3787 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Just tell them it's a matter of principle, Gandalfe. If they can't understand ethics that's their problem.
amych - Jun 26, 2003 6:55:19 am PDT #3788 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
(I've already seen it turn up on somebody's LiveJournal...)
What? I couldn't resist. (And one of my non-buffista friends already wants it as a .sig file quote...)
Angus G - Jun 26, 2003 7:02:15 am PDT #3789 of 10000
Roguish Laird
Not at all, I'm flattered, amych!
Trudy Booth - Jun 26, 2003 9:31:29 am PDT #3790 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Madrigal Costello's Catholicism:
[upon being told that infertile couples could have non-procreative sex becaue God might give them a miracle] ...When I asked why not let gay couples marry and see if God wants to let them have a miracle, I was told to go xerox stuff in the rectory.
...And there was the time I chose Mary Magdalene as my saint for confirmation, partially because the reading in our Vulgate would require the arch-bishop to say "whore" during the ceremony.
To me the funny part is that a couple years later, that arch-bishop resigned when he was outed. So now I have an excuse for being less than het. I wasn't born this way, I didn't choose this way, I was confirmed this way.
Sean K - Jun 26, 2003 9:47:44 am PDT #3791 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Burrell, in Natter...
I mean, c'mon, would *you* have sex with Scalia if it weren't your sacred obligation?