In Natter:
kat perez:
I received two spam emails from Steph offering me "Live Russian teens".
Sean K:
I suppose that's slightly better than spam offering you "Dead Russian teens," kat.
shrift:
Dude, when spammers start favoring necrophilia over bestiality, I'm going to declare it The Fall of the Roman Empire II: Fall Harder.
Madrigal Costello:
I didn't spend three years in Latin Club just to learn the language - it was all about survival.
Madrigal
in Previously, discussing the wacky slash pairings: I think the badness would be wanna-blessed-be on wanna-blessed-be. They'd both probably end up dying of patchouli poisoning.
From BBaBB, some poor soul googling a very specific kind of porn is brought to Buffistas by way of the following phrase...
pictures of girls wearing rubber gloves and g string
Noise Design:
I'm just going to hang out here, waiting to dial 911 when it's needed to save the AC hijinks...
Allyson:
That would be cute and funny if one of the poor wee dainty gurlies didn't just ASSEMBLE A SPACESHIP THAT IS ON ITS WAY TO MARS.
In Bitches: Clovis the Devilbunny: will have to do tune-up next time zombie is in range. then hit him with hammer. then a bigger hammer. soon fix problem.
From amych, by way of BF, in the Angel thread (non-spoilery):
From the BF (necessary context: said at dinner): "Angel's dumb enough to try to have an argument with this table. The table would win."
erikaj:
I have to fill out the stupid form, which is just like Stupid Yellow form I filled out two months ago. One thing, it asked "How did you entertain yourself before your injury?" Given that I was a fetus, I'm tempted to write "Swimming."