'Heart Of Gold'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Mathy Natter:
Emily: So I'm right, then? With integers 2 = 1+1 because we need something to call 1+1? Like... for the same reason two people are a couple of people?
DX:Of course. If you have one person, and couple them off with another person, you then have two people, not 1.78 people.
Sarameg: Except when the other person has a chainsaw and a knife and fork and promptly saws off .22 of the other person and eat it.
flea, in Natter, on the subject of real live minions.
Next year, due to budget cuts, I will be able to hire .63 student. I hope I get parts with a brain attached.
kat perez, in Natter:
What are a neutrinos and do they live in baby oil? I put baby oil on my skin every morning after my shower to keep my it soft and I'd hate to think I'm rubbing some sterile neutrinos all over me in the process. Although I suppose sterile ones would be better than fertile ones because I'd hate to wake up and find myself pregnant with a neutrino baby. Then I'd have to go out and find the neutrino baby daddy and take him on the neutrino Maury Povich show so Maury could give him a paternity test while I sat there telling the audience "Look at my baby. My baby look just like him! Just like him Maury!" And then the neutrino audience would yell and raise the roof and boo the no good neutrino who walked away from me and my neutrino baby. But neutrino Maury would cut to commercials just before revealing the paternity while I cried and neutrino daddy jumped up and flipped the chair all the while protesting that it wasn't his.
Drat! Juliana beat me to Kat!
ita: I don't think algebra makes anything better.
MiracleMan:
Hee hee. Love the new Annie.
"No, you'll never escape the poverty. You'll probably have to eat the damn dog. And you'll never, ever, be able to afford proper eyeballs with irises and pupils. Sorry. Have some gruel."
Mwa. Ha. Ha.
Erika: But I am rather puzzled by some of the questions. For example,"List some of the contacts you have with others." And "Do you ever have problems with those in authority?" I'll tell you, both my mother and I were looking for lightning bolts when we said "No." Fantasy Answer: Only stupid faceless bureaucrats that send me tons of identical forms. I hear the last one's nickname is "Stump". Have a nice day.
Emily: I'm an expert on exactly one thing: me. And I'm only that by default.
Deb in Natter:
What math type says: "integers algorhyhtms two seven decimal excel advanced calculus"
what Deb hears: "hahahaha! We are Satanic Number gnomes! All your sanity are belonging to me! Flee, puny mortal! We will munch your English lit/medieval history major and theology minor into gritty paste that all taste of pi! Fall to your knees, and worship!"
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Sean K: (psst... hey MM, go back in and put a forced break between "Halfwit" and "ShitForBrains" or somewhere thereabouts.)
Heather Alayne in Bitches, reveling in power:
It's like I'm queen of my little music world. Bands and artists get up to play for me, and I get to say, "Yes Queen Heather is pleased, play for me!" or "This pleaseth me not! Begone!" or as was the case with Creed a minute ago "Off with their heads!"