Leigh in Movies:
I like the internet. It's better than bagels.
Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'
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Leigh in Movies:
I like the internet. It's better than bagels.
Madrigal in Previously, discussing the wacky slash pairings: I think the badness would be wanna-blessed-be on wanna-blessed-be. They'd both probably end up dying of patchouli poisoning.
From BBaBB, some poor soul googling a very specific kind of porn is brought to Buffistas by way of the following phrase...
pictures of girls wearing rubber gloves and g string
Allyson in Natter:
You can meet my cat. She does not speak English.
Noise Design: I'm just going to hang out here, waiting to dial 911 when it's needed to save the AC hijinks...
Allyson: That would be cute and funny if one of the poor wee dainty gurlies didn't just ASSEMBLE A SPACESHIP THAT IS ON ITS WAY TO MARS.
In Bitches: Clovis the Devilbunny: will have to do tune-up next time zombie is in range. then hit him with hammer. then a bigger hammer. soon fix problem.
From amych, by way of BF, in the Angel thread (non-spoilery):
From the BF (necessary context: said at dinner): "Angel's dumb enough to try to have an argument with this table. The table would win."
erikaj: I have to fill out the stupid form, which is just like Stupid Yellow form I filled out two months ago. One thing, it asked "How did you entertain yourself before your injury?" Given that I was a fetus, I'm tempted to write "Swimming."
Mathy Natter:
Emily: So I'm right, then? With integers 2 = 1+1 because we need something to call 1+1? Like... for the same reason two people are a couple of people?
DX:Of course. If you have one person, and couple them off with another person, you then have two people, not 1.78 people.
Sarameg: Except when the other person has a chainsaw and a knife and fork and promptly saws off .22 of the other person and eat it.
flea, in Natter, on the subject of real live minions.
Next year, due to budget cuts, I will be able to hire .63 student. I hope I get parts with a brain attached.