In Bitches: Clovis the Devilbunny: will have to do tune-up next time zombie is in range. then hit him with hammer. then a bigger hammer. soon fix problem.
Wash: Don't fall asleep now. Sleepiness is weakness of character. Ask anyone. You're acting captain. Know what happens you fall asleep now? Zoe: Jayne slits my throat, and takes over. Wash: That's right. Zoe: And we can't stop it.
'Shindig'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Jun 17, 2003 3:13:53 am PDT #3683 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
Frankenbuddha - Jun 17, 2003 7:15:49 am PDT #3684 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
From amych, by way of BF, in the Angel thread (non-spoilery):
From the BF (necessary context: said at dinner): "Angel's dumb enough to try to have an argument with this table. The table would win."
Trudy Booth - Jun 17, 2003 9:51:32 am PDT #3685 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
erikaj: I have to fill out the stupid form, which is just like Stupid Yellow form I filled out two months ago. One thing, it asked "How did you entertain yourself before your injury?" Given that I was a fetus, I'm tempted to write "Swimming."
Jessica - Jun 17, 2003 9:59:53 am PDT #3686 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Mathy Natter:
Emily: So I'm right, then? With integers 2 = 1+1 because we need something to call 1+1? Like... for the same reason two people are a couple of people?
DX:Of course. If you have one person, and couple them off with another person, you then have two people, not 1.78 people.
Sarameg: Except when the other person has a chainsaw and a knife and fork and promptly saws off .22 of the other person and eat it.
deborah grabien - Jun 17, 2003 10:09:04 am PDT #3687 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
flea, in Natter, on the subject of real live minions.
Next year, due to budget cuts, I will be able to hire .63 student. I hope I get parts with a brain attached.
juliana - Jun 17, 2003 10:21:31 am PDT #3688 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
kat perez, in Natter:
What are a neutrinos and do they live in baby oil? I put baby oil on my skin every morning after my shower to keep my it soft and I'd hate to think I'm rubbing some sterile neutrinos all over me in the process. Although I suppose sterile ones would be better than fertile ones because I'd hate to wake up and find myself pregnant with a neutrino baby. Then I'd have to go out and find the neutrino baby daddy and take him on the neutrino Maury Povich show so Maury could give him a paternity test while I sat there telling the audience "Look at my baby. My baby look just like him! Just like him Maury!" And then the neutrino audience would yell and raise the roof and boo the no good neutrino who walked away from me and my neutrino baby. But neutrino Maury would cut to commercials just before revealing the paternity while I cried and neutrino daddy jumped up and flipped the chair all the while protesting that it wasn't his.
Trudy Booth - Jun 17, 2003 11:04:24 am PDT #3689 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Drat! Juliana beat me to Kat!
ita: I don't think algebra makes anything better.
Madrigal Costello - Jun 17, 2003 11:31:37 am PDT #3690 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
MiracleMan:
Hee hee. Love the new Annie.
"No, you'll never escape the poverty. You'll probably have to eat the damn dog. And you'll never, ever, be able to afford proper eyeballs with irises and pupils. Sorry. Have some gruel."
Mwa. Ha. Ha.
Betsy HP - Jun 17, 2003 11:46:24 am PDT #3691 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Erika: But I am rather puzzled by some of the questions. For example,"List some of the contacts you have with others." And "Do you ever have problems with those in authority?" I'll tell you, both my mother and I were looking for lightning bolts when we said "No." Fantasy Answer: Only stupid faceless bureaucrats that send me tons of identical forms. I hear the last one's nickname is "Stump". Have a nice day.
Betsy HP - Jun 17, 2003 11:47:45 am PDT #3692 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Emily: I'm an expert on exactly one thing: me. And I'm only that by default.