Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Trudy Booth - Jun 16, 2003 5:56:46 am PDT #3677 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Madrigal Costello: I didn't spend three years in Latin Club just to learn the language - it was all about survival.


Katie M - Jun 16, 2003 6:35:05 am PDT #3678 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Leigh in Movies:

I like the internet. It's better than bagels.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Jun 16, 2003 7:19:29 am PDT #3679 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Madrigal in Previously, discussing the wacky slash pairings: I think the badness would be wanna-blessed-be on wanna-blessed-be. They'd both probably end up dying of patchouli poisoning.


Allyson - Jun 16, 2003 12:26:08 pm PDT #3680 of 10000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

From BBaBB, some poor soul googling a very specific kind of porn is brought to Buffistas by way of the following phrase...

pictures of girls wearing rubber gloves and g string


§ ita § - Jun 16, 2003 2:11:33 pm PDT #3681 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Allyson in Natter:

You can meet my cat. She does not speak English.


Trudy Booth - Jun 16, 2003 6:14:15 pm PDT #3682 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Noise Design: I'm just going to hang out here, waiting to dial 911 when it's needed to save the AC hijinks...

Allyson: That would be cute and funny if one of the poor wee dainty gurlies didn't just ASSEMBLE A SPACESHIP THAT IS ON ITS WAY TO MARS.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Jun 17, 2003 3:13:53 am PDT #3683 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

In Bitches: Clovis the Devilbunny: will have to do tune-up next time zombie is in range. then hit him with hammer. then a bigger hammer. soon fix problem.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 17, 2003 7:15:49 am PDT #3684 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

From amych, by way of BF, in the Angel thread (non-spoilery):

From the BF (necessary context: said at dinner): "Angel's dumb enough to try to have an argument with this table. The table would win."


Trudy Booth - Jun 17, 2003 9:51:32 am PDT #3685 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

erikaj: I have to fill out the stupid form, which is just like Stupid Yellow form I filled out two months ago. One thing, it asked "How did you entertain yourself before your injury?" Given that I was a fetus, I'm tempted to write "Swimming."


Jessica - Jun 17, 2003 9:59:53 am PDT #3686 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Mathy Natter:

Emily: So I'm right, then? With integers 2 = 1+1 because we need something to call 1+1? Like... for the same reason two people are a couple of people?

DX:Of course. If you have one person, and couple them off with another person, you then have two people, not 1.78 people.

Sarameg: Except when the other person has a chainsaw and a knife and fork and promptly saws off .22 of the other person and eat it.