Allyson in Natter:
You can meet my cat. She does not speak English.
...burning baby fish swimming all round your head.
Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Coffee On My Monitor
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§ ita § - Jun 16, 2003 2:11:33 pm PDT #3681 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Trudy Booth - Jun 16, 2003 6:14:15 pm PDT #3682 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Noise Design: I'm just going to hang out here, waiting to dial 911 when it's needed to save the AC hijinks...
Allyson: That would be cute and funny if one of the poor wee dainty gurlies didn't just ASSEMBLE A SPACESHIP THAT IS ON ITS WAY TO MARS.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Jun 17, 2003 3:13:53 am PDT #3683 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
In Bitches: Clovis the Devilbunny: will have to do tune-up next time zombie is in range. then hit him with hammer. then a bigger hammer. soon fix problem.
Frankenbuddha - Jun 17, 2003 7:15:49 am PDT #3684 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
From amych, by way of BF, in the Angel thread (non-spoilery):
From the BF (necessary context: said at dinner): "Angel's dumb enough to try to have an argument with this table. The table would win."
Trudy Booth - Jun 17, 2003 9:51:32 am PDT #3685 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
erikaj: I have to fill out the stupid form, which is just like Stupid Yellow form I filled out two months ago. One thing, it asked "How did you entertain yourself before your injury?" Given that I was a fetus, I'm tempted to write "Swimming."
Jessica - Jun 17, 2003 9:59:53 am PDT #3686 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Mathy Natter:
Emily: So I'm right, then? With integers 2 = 1+1 because we need something to call 1+1? Like... for the same reason two people are a couple of people?
DX:Of course. If you have one person, and couple them off with another person, you then have two people, not 1.78 people.
Sarameg: Except when the other person has a chainsaw and a knife and fork and promptly saws off .22 of the other person and eat it.
deborah grabien - Jun 17, 2003 10:09:04 am PDT #3687 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
flea, in Natter, on the subject of real live minions.
Next year, due to budget cuts, I will be able to hire .63 student. I hope I get parts with a brain attached.
juliana - Jun 17, 2003 10:21:31 am PDT #3688 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
kat perez, in Natter:
What are a neutrinos and do they live in baby oil? I put baby oil on my skin every morning after my shower to keep my it soft and I'd hate to think I'm rubbing some sterile neutrinos all over me in the process. Although I suppose sterile ones would be better than fertile ones because I'd hate to wake up and find myself pregnant with a neutrino baby. Then I'd have to go out and find the neutrino baby daddy and take him on the neutrino Maury Povich show so Maury could give him a paternity test while I sat there telling the audience "Look at my baby. My baby look just like him! Just like him Maury!" And then the neutrino audience would yell and raise the roof and boo the no good neutrino who walked away from me and my neutrino baby. But neutrino Maury would cut to commercials just before revealing the paternity while I cried and neutrino daddy jumped up and flipped the chair all the while protesting that it wasn't his.
Trudy Booth - Jun 17, 2003 11:04:24 am PDT #3689 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Drat! Juliana beat me to Kat!
ita: I don't think algebra makes anything better.
Madrigal Costello - Jun 17, 2003 11:31:37 am PDT #3690 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
MiracleMan:
Hee hee. Love the new Annie.
"No, you'll never escape the poverty. You'll probably have to eat the damn dog. And you'll never, ever, be able to afford proper eyeballs with irises and pupils. Sorry. Have some gruel."
Mwa. Ha. Ha.