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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Theodosia - Jun 15, 2003 2:50:58 am PDT #3673 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Oh what the hell, I'll do the whole volley that Leigh is quoted from above:

P.M. Marcontell:

"I see you seem to have developed something of a problem with an over run of adorable puppies. I'm not surprised; I've been getting a number of calls on it myself."

"You just here to piss me off, Wes, or you have a point?"

"Charles--"

"It's all right, Fred. It's a tricky problem. The puppies have wiped out Wolfram and Hart, no one can recall how they got here, and animal control is no help at all. We need Angelus."

Leigh:

There should be vampire puppies, I feel. They would amuse me immensely, and thus, someone must bring them into being.

P.M. Marcontell:

You just know, Dru has tried.

Leigh:

It's a pity Dru's nuttiness isn't hereditary, because crazy vampire puppies? It's comedy gold! But now I'm having horrible memories of Bunnicula, that annoying vegetarian vampire rabbit. That's not so funny.

Theodosia - Jun 15, 2003 4:36:52 am PDT #3674 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Emily, in F2F Planning:

I think that falls well into the range of boundary issues. Nobody gets to embrace my inner anything without my explicit, and possibly written and notarized, consent.

P.M. Marc - Jun 15, 2003 6:50:07 pm PDT #3675 of 10000

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

NoiseDesign in Bitches:

Um...I just got Spam that was simply a picture of a teddy bear with a big grin on his face getting sucked off by a shop vac with an evil grin and a link.

I'm not even sure how to react to this. I must fall into a really special demographic.

Kate P. - Jun 15, 2003 7:16:30 pm PDT #3676 of 10000

That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

In Natter:

kat perez: I received two spam emails from Steph offering me "Live Russian teens".

Sean K: I suppose that's slightly better than spam offering you "Dead Russian teens," kat.

shrift: Dude, when spammers start favoring necrophilia over bestiality, I'm going to declare it The Fall of the Roman Empire II: Fall Harder.

Trudy Booth - Jun 16, 2003 5:56:46 am PDT #3677 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Madrigal Costello: I didn't spend three years in Latin Club just to learn the language - it was all about survival.

Katie M - Jun 16, 2003 6:35:05 am PDT #3678 of 10000

I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Leigh in Movies:

I like the internet. It's better than bagels.

Am-Chau Yarkona - Jun 16, 2003 7:19:29 am PDT #3679 of 10000

I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Madrigal in Previously, discussing the wacky slash pairings: I think the badness would be wanna-blessed-be on wanna-blessed-be. They'd both probably end up dying of patchouli poisoning.

Allyson - Jun 16, 2003 12:26:08 pm PDT #3680 of 10000

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

From BBaBB, some poor soul googling a very specific kind of porn is brought to Buffistas by way of the following phrase...

pictures of girls wearing rubber gloves and g string

§ ita § - Jun 16, 2003 2:11:33 pm PDT #3681 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Allyson in Natter:

You can meet my cat. She does not speak English.

Trudy Booth - Jun 16, 2003 6:14:15 pm PDT #3682 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Noise Design: I'm just going to hang out here, waiting to dial 911 when it's needed to save the AC hijinks...

Allyson: That would be cute and funny if one of the poor wee dainty gurlies didn't just ASSEMBLE A SPACESHIP THAT IS ON ITS WAY TO MARS.

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