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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Am-Chau Yarkona - Apr 17, 2003 3:12:56 am PDT #3285 of 10000

I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

A couple from Bitches, freed from the chains of context:

amych:

I'll admit to a certain wishy-washiness on the whole pineapple pizza thing. Because ham/pineapple, while tolerable to me if other people in the group wanted it, was never exciting. And then I found out about pepperoni/pineapple. The spiciness of the pepperoni gave the whole combo a kick that h/p just never had for me. I know it's an unconventional 'ship. And that the OTPers out there probably think I'm doing some kind of sick, pervy thing to their favorite ingredient. But p/p is the next hot pairing, I'm telling you. You'll be seeing it in TWOP banner ads any day now.

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Jess PMoon:

Old beets can be indecent beets

though recent beets are bolder

for beets (I'm glad to say)

are in the mind of the beholder...

Theodosia - Apr 17, 2003 4:06:18 am PDT #3286 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

aurelia in Natter, on Natter:

I learn so much from natter. Chemistry, refrigerator design, really scary food slash... I feel like I've been reading a text only version of "The Cartoon History of Judaism." It's like really fun school, but without the tuition and with occasional porn!

smonster - Apr 17, 2003 8:04:05 am PDT #3287 of 10000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Spoilery for Buffy "Dirty Girls" in Buffy thread.

bitterchick: Caleb is subletting from evil.

jessPmoon: Literally, if he's living in Evil's wine cellar.

edited b/c dirty and bad are similar but not the same. apologies if i spoiled anyone, and thanks for catching that, jess.

Jessica - Apr 17, 2003 8:05:23 am PDT #3288 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Er, actually spoilery for Dirty Girls. S7.

Jessica - Apr 17, 2003 10:09:44 am PDT #3289 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Aimee, in Bitches:

The scale is evil and must be thrown into the firey pits of hell.

Sugar is evil, but cannot be thrown into the firey pits of hell because then it would just carmelize and make everything smell like creme broule.

Mmmmm.....creme broule........

DXMachina - Apr 17, 2003 10:10:10 am PDT #3290 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Edited: Curse you, wee JessiMoon!

erikaj - Apr 17, 2003 10:11:22 am PDT #3291 of 10000

Always Anti-fascist!

great minds COMM alike.

Betsy HP - Apr 17, 2003 10:19:49 am PDT #3292 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

A news article: A German company says it wants to market a new condom to improve men's sexual performance by numbing the penis to prevent premature ejaculation.

Pmoon: Now, I'm not a man, but I'm pretty sure nobody's ever thought to themselves "You know what would make sex better? If my penis were numb. Yeah!"

Trudy Booth - Apr 17, 2003 10:22:14 am PDT #3293 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

A whole new take on calling someone "numb nuts"...

kat perez - Apr 17, 2003 10:25:38 am PDT #3294 of 10000

"We have trust issues." Mylar

Betsy beat me to it.

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