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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


smonster - Apr 17, 2003 8:04:05 am PDT #3287 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Spoilery for Buffy "Dirty Girls" in Buffy thread.

bitterchick: Caleb is subletting from evil.

jessPmoon: Literally, if he's living in Evil's wine cellar.

edited b/c dirty and bad are similar but not the same. apologies if i spoiled anyone, and thanks for catching that, jess.


Jessica - Apr 17, 2003 8:05:23 am PDT #3288 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Er, actually spoilery for Dirty Girls. S7.


Jessica - Apr 17, 2003 10:09:44 am PDT #3289 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Aimee, in Bitches:

The scale is evil and must be thrown into the firey pits of hell.

Sugar is evil, but cannot be thrown into the firey pits of hell because then it would just carmelize and make everything smell like creme broule.

Mmmmm.....creme broule........


DXMachina - Apr 17, 2003 10:10:10 am PDT #3290 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Edited: Curse you, wee JessiMoon!


erikaj - Apr 17, 2003 10:11:22 am PDT #3291 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

great minds COMM alike.


Betsy HP - Apr 17, 2003 10:19:49 am PDT #3292 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

A news article: A German company says it wants to market a new condom to improve men's sexual performance by numbing the penis to prevent premature ejaculation.

Pmoon: Now, I'm not a man, but I'm pretty sure nobody's ever thought to themselves "You know what would make sex better? If my penis were numb. Yeah!"


Trudy Booth - Apr 17, 2003 10:22:14 am PDT #3293 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

A whole new take on calling someone "numb nuts"...


kat perez - Apr 17, 2003 10:25:38 am PDT #3294 of 10000
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Betsy beat me to it.


Jon B. - Apr 17, 2003 10:26:37 am PDT #3295 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Dude! That's the definition of a condom. IJS.


Beverly - Apr 17, 2003 11:01:55 am PDT #3296 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

DavidS on the same riff in Natter:

Those Germans are so efficient when they get to sex. That seems like a very Sprockets kind of solution.

"Numbcock - it's what's for breakfast!"