great minds COMM alike.
Ben ,'The Killer In Me'
Coffee On My Monitor
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A news article: A German company says it wants to market a new condom to improve men's sexual performance by numbing the penis to prevent premature ejaculation.
Pmoon: Now, I'm not a man, but I'm pretty sure nobody's ever thought to themselves "You know what would make sex better? If my penis were numb. Yeah!"
A whole new take on calling someone "numb nuts"...
Betsy beat me to it.
Dude! That's the definition of a condom. IJS.
DavidS on the same riff in Natter:
Those Germans are so efficient when they get to sex. That seems like a very Sprockets kind of solution.
"Numbcock - it's what's for breakfast!"
Damn! and Bev beats me to it.
(Sorry, Hec, I tried...)
Heh.
In Light Bulbs:
msbelle:Can I be silly for half a second? I think it is warranted after so much tensiony ughness:
additional items for the ballot:
I believe ita to be a fluffy bunny. yes/no
msbelle is the nicest. yes/no
These of course will be followed up by:
Jesse always wears a cowboy hat. yes/no
Nutty has a cheese butt. yes/no
</silliness>
for now....
Jon B: So I guess there's no question that I always wear silver pleather.
DX: Jon, we're going to decide what percentage of silver pleather you'll be wearing by preferential ballot.
ita, in natter:
I remember the last time a geek hit on me. "Wanna come over for a beer and a Linux install?" I may have injured myself backing away.
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