Two steaming cups of chocolate goodness. Courtesy of whomever I swiped it from out of the cupboard.

Ben ,'The Killer In Me'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


erikaj - Apr 17, 2003 10:11:22 am PDT #3291 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

great minds COMM alike.


Betsy HP - Apr 17, 2003 10:19:49 am PDT #3292 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

A news article: A German company says it wants to market a new condom to improve men's sexual performance by numbing the penis to prevent premature ejaculation.

Pmoon: Now, I'm not a man, but I'm pretty sure nobody's ever thought to themselves "You know what would make sex better? If my penis were numb. Yeah!"


Trudy Booth - Apr 17, 2003 10:22:14 am PDT #3293 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

A whole new take on calling someone "numb nuts"...


kat perez - Apr 17, 2003 10:25:38 am PDT #3294 of 10000
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Betsy beat me to it.


Jon B. - Apr 17, 2003 10:26:37 am PDT #3295 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Dude! That's the definition of a condom. IJS.


Beverly - Apr 17, 2003 11:01:55 am PDT #3296 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

DavidS on the same riff in Natter:

Those Germans are so efficient when they get to sex. That seems like a very Sprockets kind of solution.

"Numbcock - it's what's for breakfast!"


deborah grabien - Apr 17, 2003 11:09:32 am PDT #3297 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Damn! and Bev beats me to it.

(Sorry, Hec, I tried...)


Beverly - Apr 17, 2003 11:20:45 am PDT #3298 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Heh.


Jessica - Apr 17, 2003 12:22:08 pm PDT #3299 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

In Light Bulbs:

msbelle:Can I be silly for half a second? I think it is warranted after so much tensiony ughness:

additional items for the ballot:

I believe ita to be a fluffy bunny. yes/no

msbelle is the nicest. yes/no

These of course will be followed up by:

Jesse always wears a cowboy hat. yes/no

Nutty has a cheese butt. yes/no

</silliness>

for now....

Jon B: So I guess there's no question that I always wear silver pleather.

DX: Jon, we're going to decide what percentage of silver pleather you'll be wearing by preferential ballot.


deborah grabien - Apr 17, 2003 1:00:01 pm PDT #3300 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

ita, in natter:

I remember the last time a geek hit on me. "Wanna come over for a beer and a Linux install?" I may have injured myself backing away.

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