Am I supposed to be changing my clothes a lot? Is that the helpful thing to do?

Anya ,'Storyteller'


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deborah grabien - Apr 16, 2003 10:40:41 am PDT #3275 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Damn! DX beat me to Tom's goad post.

It was the "chicken in a hat" bit that left one small cat and part of a larger tabby covered in (luckily lukewarm) Medaglia d'oro espresso roast.


Emily - Apr 16, 2003 11:25:59 am PDT #3276 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Phill, in re: the Talmud, in Natter:

it's a giant Where's Waldo of action pact Hebraic Law with lots of hot, steamy Rabbinical analysis


Jesse - Apr 16, 2003 11:54:06 am PDT #3277 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In Natter:

Sean: I mentioned that one of the things that I love about Judaism is the *great* storytelling. Really gripping, dramatic stuff. Jewish religion and history has some of the most powerful and interesting stuff in all of human history.

Phill: Excerpt from any conversation in my family: "...he what? What? No! Well, cancer-shmancer, as long as you're healthy. Did you hear that Lois is seeing Sol. I saw them at Kessler's at he counter. Nu? Who does it hurt. By the way, did you see that Tiger Woods, what a punum on him, such a cutie..."

Yeah, we're gripping. For every "Walls of Jericho Came Tumblin' Down", there is an equal and oposite "Judy said her youngest is going to Skidmore".

Sean: Maybe it just gets morphed over time. So that several thousand years from now, "Judy said her youngest is going to Skidmore," becomes "and Jude's youngest child, through much hardship and many plagues, parted the admissions process at Skidmore, fleeing finally into advanced education. But as the attacking army followed her in, the admissions process closed in, sweeping them away to their doom," or something like that.


Beverly - Apr 16, 2003 12:20:26 pm PDT #3278 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

So glad someone COMMed Julie's post. Agree about the FAQ. Jess, third paragraph, can you edit "advise" to "advice"?


Jessica - Apr 16, 2003 12:21:39 pm PDT #3279 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Done.


Jess M. - Apr 16, 2003 12:29:37 pm PDT #3280 of 10000
Let me just say that popularity with people on public transportation does not equal literary respect. --Jesse

Angel, no spoilers:

Mikal2200: being retired - I forget that folks work.

Amych: Hell, I'm employed and I sometimes forget the same thing.


Vortex - Apr 16, 2003 7:39:58 pm PDT #3281 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

In Smallville, and I don't think I need to say who it refers to

It was all CreepySexyCoolCrazyObsessedGayGayGayMaybeEvil.


Michele T. - Apr 16, 2003 8:31:57 pm PDT #3282 of 10000
with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi

Fay, in Fan Fiction:

Squid/Building porn isn't the sort of thing you forget in a hurry.


Kate P. - Apr 16, 2003 9:07:25 pm PDT #3283 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

It was all CreepySexyCoolCrazyObsessedGayGayGayMaybeEvil.

This was amyth, by the way.


Kat - Apr 16, 2003 11:41:48 pm PDT #3284 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

From Angel:

Holli:

ME writers are way too fond of that gimmick, aren't they?

Kristen

It's like the LoTR souvenir glasses at Burger King. Collect 'em all for a complete set of asspulls.