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Jessica - Apr 17, 2003 10:09:44 am PDT #3289 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Aimee, in Bitches:

The scale is evil and must be thrown into the firey pits of hell.

Sugar is evil, but cannot be thrown into the firey pits of hell because then it would just carmelize and make everything smell like creme broule.

Mmmmm.....creme broule........

DXMachina - Apr 17, 2003 10:10:10 am PDT #3290 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Edited: Curse you, wee JessiMoon!

erikaj - Apr 17, 2003 10:11:22 am PDT #3291 of 10000

Always Anti-fascist!

great minds COMM alike.

Betsy HP - Apr 17, 2003 10:19:49 am PDT #3292 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

A news article: A German company says it wants to market a new condom to improve men's sexual performance by numbing the penis to prevent premature ejaculation.

Pmoon: Now, I'm not a man, but I'm pretty sure nobody's ever thought to themselves "You know what would make sex better? If my penis were numb. Yeah!"

Trudy Booth - Apr 17, 2003 10:22:14 am PDT #3293 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

A whole new take on calling someone "numb nuts"...

kat perez - Apr 17, 2003 10:25:38 am PDT #3294 of 10000

"We have trust issues." Mylar

Betsy beat me to it.

Jon B. - Apr 17, 2003 10:26:37 am PDT #3295 of 10000

A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Dude! That's the definition of a condom. IJS.

Beverly - Apr 17, 2003 11:01:55 am PDT #3296 of 10000

Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

DavidS on the same riff in Natter:

Those Germans are so efficient when they get to sex. That seems like a very Sprockets kind of solution.

"Numbcock - it's what's for breakfast!"

deborah grabien - Apr 17, 2003 11:09:32 am PDT #3297 of 10000

It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Damn! and Bev beats me to it.

(Sorry, Hec, I tried...)

Beverly - Apr 17, 2003 11:20:45 am PDT #3298 of 10000

Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Heh.

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