A whole new take on calling someone "numb nuts"...
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Trudy Booth - Apr 17, 2003 10:22:14 am PDT #3293 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
kat perez - Apr 17, 2003 10:25:38 am PDT #3294 of 10000
"We have trust issues." Mylar
Betsy beat me to it.
Jon B. - Apr 17, 2003 10:26:37 am PDT #3295 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Dude! That's the definition of a condom. IJS.
Beverly - Apr 17, 2003 11:01:55 am PDT #3296 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
DavidS on the same riff in Natter:
Those Germans are so efficient when they get to sex. That seems like a very Sprockets kind of solution.
"Numbcock - it's what's for breakfast!"
deborah grabien - Apr 17, 2003 11:09:32 am PDT #3297 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Damn! and Bev beats me to it.
(Sorry, Hec, I tried...)
Beverly - Apr 17, 2003 11:20:45 am PDT #3298 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Heh.
Jessica - Apr 17, 2003 12:22:08 pm PDT #3299 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
In Light Bulbs:
msbelle:Can I be silly for half a second? I think it is warranted after so much tensiony ughness:
additional items for the ballot:
I believe ita to be a fluffy bunny. yes/no
msbelle is the nicest. yes/no
These of course will be followed up by:
Jesse always wears a cowboy hat. yes/no
Nutty has a cheese butt. yes/no
</silliness>
for now....
Jon B: So I guess there's no question that I always wear silver pleather.
DX: Jon, we're going to decide what percentage of silver pleather you'll be wearing by preferential ballot.
deborah grabien - Apr 17, 2003 1:00:01 pm PDT #3300 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
ita, in natter:
I remember the last time a geek hit on me. "Wanna come over for a beer and a Linux install?" I may have injured myself backing away.
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meara - Apr 17, 2003 1:08:11 pm PDT #3301 of 10000
In Natter:
Madrigal:This is reminding me of a discussion had with foreign exchange students in which it was discovered that German had both a word for foreplay, and one that would translate as "afterplay" at which time it was decided that we should all go to Germany and be straight.
Phill: Because Germans are famous for their tender cuddling.
Betsy HP - Apr 17, 2003 1:29:24 pm PDT #3302 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
And Madrigal, with the point after touchdown:
It was figured that it was a language reflecting culture kind of thing. It's like how the Eskimos have hundreds of words for snow, but if they had that many words for cunnilingus, there'd be a history of northern migration among women.