I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet.

Spike ,'Chosen'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Jessica - Mar 25, 2003 12:11:26 pm PST #3121 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

FayJay, in Bitches:

See, I know you folks mean trousers when you say pants. I know it. I've known it for many many many long years. And yet still I get the reflex moment of cognitive dissonance, and giggle like Beavis and Butthead. 'Cause I'm imagining Sean, whose pants are his purse, going shopping and having conversations like this.

Shop Assistant: That's $56.99, sir.

Sean: I don't carry cash. (unzipping, with a lascivious grin) Do you take cock?

Shop Assistant: That'll do nicely sir.

Takes "Customer Service" to a whole new level.


andrea l. - Mar 25, 2003 12:43:35 pm PST #3122 of 10000

In Angel:

Gandalfe: The Shaman is Windows, Willow is Linux. The Powers That Be are Unix. Clem is Mac.

Wolfram: The FE is Microsoft. Wait, that's not really an analogy.


smonster - Mar 25, 2003 1:49:24 pm PST #3123 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

flea in natter, responding to ita's itchiness.

I still itch like a flea ridden mutt

Hey! I have never ridden a mutt. Oh, wait. One time at the home of mr. flea's high school friends, I attempted to ride their big dog like a horse, and everyone ridiculed me, especially when I fell on the floor. That dog was probably a mutt.


DXMachina - Mar 25, 2003 2:36:05 pm PST #3124 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Natter X:

random science article: When the subjects were interviewed, those who had this reflex assumed that everyone had it, and those who did not have it were puzzled as to why such a question should be asked.

smonster: for reflex you could substitute 'love for btvs.'


amyth - Mar 25, 2003 3:27:09 pm PST #3125 of 10000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

FayJay, in Bitches, on the subject of superhero orgies:

I have to say, in the utterly inconceivable event that I were participant at an orgy (inconceivable for reasons of self-consciousness far more than morality) and the actors from Batman and Robin showed up in costume, I would quite definitely rupture something laughing. I mean, for the love of Mike!


Gus - Mar 25, 2003 3:34:01 pm PST #3126 of 10000
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

msbelle, in Lightbulbs, no further context needed

and we are breathing.......everybody breathe in and raise the arms.......and exhale and bring the arms down.


Trudy Booth - Mar 25, 2003 10:42:45 pm PST #3127 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

sarameg: What in the HELL are Smiles? Mashed potato cookies?


Trudy Booth - Mar 25, 2003 10:45:11 pm PST #3128 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Buffy spoilery only to aliens from the planet Freakonia 9

sarameg: Omigawd, I think Plei called it. And it is squickysquickysquicky.


Kate P. - Mar 26, 2003 5:32:31 am PST #3129 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Gus in Movies, on the upcoming film version of the Iliad, which will include the character of King Triopas:

Whew! Senility has not set in. I had to google © to be sure, but neither Triopoas (aka Triop) nor Triopas 2 were alive during the sack of Troy. Hollywood at work. I wonder who they are casting for Cleopatra?


Nutty - Mar 26, 2003 8:57:41 am PST #3130 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

flea: Ways to kill self with microwave: Drop it out of tall building on to own head.

Heather Alayne: Picturing this someone would take the microwave to the top of the building, then run at lightning speed down the stairs to a, presumably previously marked, spot beneath the microwave. Wouldn't it be easier just to jump when you got to the top. You could take the microwave with you if it makes you feel better.

erikaj: I said "You know how I hate to wait...I'd probably stick my head in the microwave and have it over with."

Heather Alayne: Plus, don't microwaves not turn on unless the door is all the way closed? In which case you would've had to cut off your head when you shut the door.