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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Nutty - Mar 26, 2003 8:57:41 am PST #3130 of 10000

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

flea: Ways to kill self with microwave: Drop it out of tall building on to own head.

Heather Alayne: Picturing this someone would take the microwave to the top of the building, then run at lightning speed down the stairs to a, presumably previously marked, spot beneath the microwave. Wouldn't it be easier just to jump when you got to the top. You could take the microwave with you if it makes you feel better.

erikaj: I said "You know how I hate to wait...I'd probably stick my head in the microwave and have it over with."

Heather Alayne: Plus, don't microwaves not turn on unless the door is all the way closed? In which case you would've had to cut off your head when you shut the door.

erikaj - Mar 26, 2003 9:00:32 am PST #3131 of 10000

Always Anti-fascist!

That whole experience is worth it now!

Am-Chau Yarkona - Mar 26, 2003 9:03:37 am PST #3132 of 10000

I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Aimee, in Bitches:

I think I am going to take my laser pointer and hook it up to a HUGE generator and zap the hell out of my pores. If it doesn't work, I'll have entertained the cat, anyway.

Theodosia - Mar 26, 2003 10:23:19 am PST #3133 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

smonster on forgiveness for people real and otherwise:

I could forgive just about anything of the glorious John Cusack. I'd forgive him if he ate the last oreo. I'd forgive him if he flirted with my sister. I'd forgive him if he scratched my Buffy dvds. I draw the line at harm to my cats, but John Cusack would NEVER hurt a cat.

Kat - Mar 26, 2003 11:46:02 am PST #3134 of 10000

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Matt in Smallville

Please tell me that John Schneider is not in another series where he lives on a farm whose mortage is in the hands of the crooked rich guy that owns half the town and has the police in his pocket.

smonster - Mar 26, 2003 12:52:26 pm PST #3135 of 10000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

spoilery for angel ep. "orpheus"

connie in angel re: where the hell did discordy get that outfit?

I don't know, if Evil can't whip up a sexy black outfit at a moment's notice, why bother?

eta sorry y'all, rookie error. thanks, jon.

Jesse - Mar 26, 2003 12:54:52 pm PST #3136 of 10000

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

(smonster, please white out the spoilery parts, there.)

Jon B. - Mar 26, 2003 1:15:57 pm PST #3137 of 10000

A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I took care of it.

Jessica - Mar 26, 2003 1:44:44 pm PST #3138 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

In Bitches:

PMM: Y'know, [Spike]'s more entertaining like this, even if his followers (not you guys, but the AggroSpuffists) make me want to spit nails.

Erika: OMG! I've said the same thing about Jesus! This isn't a Ben/Glory thing is it?

amyth - Mar 26, 2003 3:08:31 pm PST #3139 of 10000

And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

shrift and FayJay, In Smallville, re: writing porn at work:

shrift: Dana keeps telling me I can try writing in pastry code, but honestly, trying to write about Lex sucking on Clark's apple strudel while jacking his blueberry pie just makes me giggle helplessly at my desk, and I really don't want to call that kind of attention to myself...

FayJay: Bwah! OMG - pastry plus SV porn. Such fun! They'd both be tarts! Chloe would be crumpet! There could be buns! And pie!....

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