'Shindig'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Natter X:
random science article: When the subjects were interviewed, those who had this reflex assumed that everyone had it, and those who did not have it were puzzled as to why such a question should be asked.
smonster: for reflex you could substitute 'love for btvs.'
FayJay, in Bitches, on the subject of superhero orgies:
I have to say, in the utterly inconceivable event that I were participant at an orgy (inconceivable for reasons of self-consciousness far more than morality) and the actors from Batman and Robin showed up in costume, I would quite definitely rupture something laughing. I mean, for the love of Mike!
msbelle, in Lightbulbs, no further context needed
and we are breathing.......everybody breathe in and raise the arms.......and exhale and bring the arms down.
sarameg: What in the HELL are Smiles? Mashed potato cookies?
Buffy spoilery only to aliens from the planet Freakonia 9
sarameg: Omigawd, I think Plei called it. And it is squickysquickysquicky.
Gus in Movies, on the upcoming film version of the Iliad, which will include the character of King Triopas:
Whew! Senility has not set in. I had to google © to be sure, but neither Triopoas (aka Triop) nor Triopas 2 were alive during the sack of Troy. Hollywood at work. I wonder who they are casting for Cleopatra?
flea: Ways to kill self with microwave: Drop it out of tall building on to own head.
Heather Alayne: Picturing this someone would take the microwave to the top of the building, then run at lightning speed down the stairs to a, presumably previously marked, spot beneath the microwave. Wouldn't it be easier just to jump when you got to the top. You could take the microwave with you if it makes you feel better.
erikaj: I said "You know how I hate to wait...I'd probably stick my head in the microwave and have it over with."
Heather Alayne: Plus, don't microwaves not turn on unless the door is all the way closed? In which case you would've had to cut off your head when you shut the door.
That whole experience is worth it now!
Aimee, in Bitches:
I think I am going to take my laser pointer and hook it up to a HUGE generator and zap the hell out of my pores. If it doesn't work, I'll have entertained the cat, anyway.
smonster on forgiveness for people real and otherwise:
I could forgive just about anything of the glorious John Cusack. I'd forgive him if he ate the last oreo. I'd forgive him if he flirted with my sister. I'd forgive him if he scratched my Buffy dvds. I draw the line at harm to my cats, but John Cusack would NEVER hurt a cat.