'Time Bomb'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Gus in Movies, on the upcoming film version of the Iliad, which will include the character of King Triopas:
Whew! Senility has not set in. I had to google © to be sure, but neither Triopoas (aka Triop) nor Triopas 2 were alive during the sack of Troy. Hollywood at work. I wonder who they are casting for Cleopatra?
flea: Ways to kill self with microwave: Drop it out of tall building on to own head.
Heather Alayne: Picturing this someone would take the microwave to the top of the building, then run at lightning speed down the stairs to a, presumably previously marked, spot beneath the microwave. Wouldn't it be easier just to jump when you got to the top. You could take the microwave with you if it makes you feel better.
erikaj: I said "You know how I hate to wait...I'd probably stick my head in the microwave and have it over with."
Heather Alayne: Plus, don't microwaves not turn on unless the door is all the way closed? In which case you would've had to cut off your head when you shut the door.
That whole experience is worth it now!
Aimee, in Bitches:
I think I am going to take my laser pointer and hook it up to a HUGE generator and zap the hell out of my pores. If it doesn't work, I'll have entertained the cat, anyway.
smonster on forgiveness for people real and otherwise:
I could forgive just about anything of the glorious John Cusack. I'd forgive him if he ate the last oreo. I'd forgive him if he flirted with my sister. I'd forgive him if he scratched my Buffy dvds. I draw the line at harm to my cats, but John Cusack would NEVER hurt a cat.
Matt in Smallville
Please tell me that John Schneider is not in another series where he lives on a farm whose mortage is in the hands of the crooked rich guy that owns half the town and has the police in his pocket.
spoilery for angel ep. "orpheus"
connie in angel re: where the hell did discordy get that outfit?
I don't know, if Evil can't whip up a sexy black outfit at a moment's notice, why bother?
eta sorry y'all, rookie error. thanks, jon.
(smonster, please white out the spoilery parts, there.)
I took care of it.
In Bitches:
PMM: Y'know, [Spike]'s more entertaining like this, even if his followers (not you guys, but the AggroSpuffists) make me want to spit nails.
Erika: OMG! I've said the same thing about Jesus! This isn't a Ben/Glory thing is it?