In Buffy:
DANA: Dude, we're the Buffistas. We invented redundant.
VICTOR: Bears repeating.
GANDALFE: If I recall and remember correctly, we also created it.
DANA: This is what I'm saying.
Raise your hand if 'ew.'
Buffy ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
§ ita § - Mar 24, 2003 7:31:38 pm PST #3111 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Cashmere - Mar 24, 2003 10:28:56 pm PST #3112 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
connie neil in bitches re: teppy's back surgery:
the 6 Million Dollar Steph
"We can rebuild her, better, faster, pornier ..."
Nilly - Mar 25, 2003 1:41:05 am PST #3113 of 10000
Swouncing
In Holli "Coffee On My Monitor" Mar 24, 2003 4:09:33 pm EST the second quote:
Aw, Ling Mao, finding a Hollywood insider against the war is like finding a confused teenager.
is by Caroma (from Caroma "Buffista Movies 1: Go Monkey. Choose Monkey." Mar 23, 2003 10:27:30 pm EST)
[Edited for link]
Calli - Mar 25, 2003 6:38:01 am PST #3114 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
In Bitches:
Emily - I only needed a tiny bit of unconditional love and support. . . . I'm like a dromedary in that respect. An urban coyote dromedary. Because I'm water-retaining, but edgy.
Nilly - Mar 25, 2003 9:53:42 am PST #3115 of 10000
Swouncing
msbelle channeling Rio in Natter:
CAPS APPROPRAITE COMMENTS TO YOU ALL!!!
[Edit: 3+1+1=5]
Nutty - Mar 25, 2003 9:55:54 am PST #3116 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
context-free Natter:
flea: I doubt Ru Paul would have sex with George Bush. He seems a little more picky than that.
Nilly - Mar 25, 2003 10:01:09 am PST #3117 of 10000
Swouncing
From "The Great Write Way":
Deena: I love you! will you autograph my baby?
deborah grabien: BWAH! Hell, my own's got a really nice tat on her lower back....
Madrigal Costello - Mar 25, 2003 10:03:01 am PST #3118 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
Miracleman
Me to Aimee, on Catherine-Zeta Jones:
"You know Michael Douglas is leaning over to whoever is sitting next to him, nudging them while pointing and saying 'Yeah, I porked her.'"
DXMachina - Mar 25, 2003 11:29:28 am PST #3119 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Jess PMoon , in Bitches:
(Incidentally, image googling "muffin" brings up nothing but pictures of people's cats.)
erikaj - Mar 25, 2003 11:59:49 am PST #3120 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
In Bitches, just a great image:
Burrell: Send Tep our best, Hec.
Hec: And how would I fit ita in a Fed Ex box? And what would Teppy do with our best ita in the hospital? Sic her on the hospital staff for rudeness, probably. Absolutely deserved, I'm sure, but then the beds will fill up with cranky mangled receptionists.Edited to credit the right Bitch.