Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that 'please go' just got replaced with 'have a nice day.'

Xander ,'Selfless'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


erikaj - Mar 26, 2003 9:00:32 am PST #3131 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

That whole experience is worth it now!


Am-Chau Yarkona - Mar 26, 2003 9:03:37 am PST #3132 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Aimee, in Bitches:

I think I am going to take my laser pointer and hook it up to a HUGE generator and zap the hell out of my pores. If it doesn't work, I'll have entertained the cat, anyway.


Theodosia - Mar 26, 2003 10:23:19 am PST #3133 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

smonster on forgiveness for people real and otherwise:

I could forgive just about anything of the glorious John Cusack. I'd forgive him if he ate the last oreo. I'd forgive him if he flirted with my sister. I'd forgive him if he scratched my Buffy dvds. I draw the line at harm to my cats, but John Cusack would NEVER hurt a cat.


Kat - Mar 26, 2003 11:46:02 am PST #3134 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Matt in Smallville

Please tell me that John Schneider is not in another series where he lives on a farm whose mortage is in the hands of the crooked rich guy that owns half the town and has the police in his pocket.


smonster - Mar 26, 2003 12:52:26 pm PST #3135 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

spoilery for angel ep. "orpheus"

connie in angel re: where the hell did discordy get that outfit?

I don't know, if Evil can't whip up a sexy black outfit at a moment's notice, why bother?

eta sorry y'all, rookie error. thanks, jon.


Jesse - Mar 26, 2003 12:54:52 pm PST #3136 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

(smonster, please white out the spoilery parts, there.)


Jon B. - Mar 26, 2003 1:15:57 pm PST #3137 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I took care of it.


Jessica - Mar 26, 2003 1:44:44 pm PST #3138 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

In Bitches:

PMM: Y'know, [Spike]'s more entertaining like this, even if his followers (not you guys, but the AggroSpuffists) make me want to spit nails.

Erika: OMG! I've said the same thing about Jesus! This isn't a Ben/Glory thing is it?


amyth - Mar 26, 2003 3:08:31 pm PST #3139 of 10000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

shrift and FayJay, In Smallville, re: writing porn at work:

shrift: Dana keeps telling me I can try writing in pastry code, but honestly, trying to write about Lex sucking on Clark's apple strudel while jacking his blueberry pie just makes me giggle helplessly at my desk, and I really don't want to call that kind of attention to myself...

FayJay: Bwah! OMG - pastry plus SV porn. Such fun! They'd both be tarts! Chloe would be crumpet! There could be buns! And pie!....


Cindy - Mar 26, 2003 3:23:29 pm PST #3140 of 10000
Nobody

On killing the Buffy thread (in Buffy) - context would be spoilery, so you'll get none here...

Wolfram

We killed the Buffy thread.

Dana

It'll come back to life. Trust me.

Wolfram

It always does.

amych

It'll come back to life.

All it takes is an urn of Osiris and a little bit of critter blood...

Penny B.

chanting in very bad Latin

Narrator

Wow, snakes are coming out of Penny B.'s mouth.

Very strange.

P.M. Marcontell

SHOOT!

Did we remember to dig up the grave?

I bet the thread is clawing its own way out.

connie neil

I've got the mercurochrome and bandages!

Perkins

yeah, but I bet it comes back bitter and alienated.

sumi

Who's prepared to stake it, if it comes back wrong?

Laura

It may come back wanting to boink the undead.

Jess M.

And really, who wouldn't?

KevinK

And have hallucinations about how it's a normal thread

Narrator (S7 spoilery)

*And it will give speeches to all the other threads. Long, boring "inspirational" speeches. *

Penny B.

Did we remember to dig up the grave? (--Plei)

D'oh!