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Oh, I'm gonna go to the special hell.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'

Coffee On My Monitor

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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John H - Mar 13, 2003 11:51:31 pm PST #2953 of 10000

Daniel's take on the "Freedom Fries" thing:

OH, I went to buy some freedom toast,
and when I got there they had none,
They said I could have some freedom fries
As after 10 they had not one.

I opted then for salad,
and settled on the tossed
'Would you like freedom dressing?"
I said, "I'll take that sauce."

As my meal contiued on,
I surveyed the space near me
I spied some freedom vanilla coffee
and freedom crullers by the tea.

I thought of my dear freedom maid,
How her words were greek to me.
But she was quick to give a freedom kiss
And was a beautiful sight to see.

I end my walk at the grocery store
All the freedom products I could see
The Freedom's mustard, the freedom onions
and freedom cut green beans will all go home with me.

sj - Mar 14, 2003 12:57:15 am PST #2954 of 10000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

vw bug in Natter:

OMG! There is white stuff falling from the sky! Wow! I'm so excited! We've barely seen any of this stuff all winter! I've been just dying to see it again!!!!! It's been so long since I've seen it that I can't even remember what it's called. Oh, yeah...snow!!! It's SNOWING!!! Wheeeee!!!!

This post is brought to you by the punctuation exclamation point and the attitude sarcasm.

aurelia - Mar 14, 2003 3:54:58 am PST #2955 of 10000

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

from Natter

Nutty:

It was called "Vaster than Empires and More Slow" (it was, in fact, about vegetable love)

Cindy:

We're calling Bureaucracy 'vegetable love' now? That's just fucking neat.

Am-Chau Yarkona - Mar 14, 2003 5:28:05 am PST #2956 of 10000

I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Two gems from Bitches. The usual suspects.

Sean K.: One of the priveleges of being the #1 wife of the Minister of Kill the Stupid People is that you just have to point.

~~~

billytea: "Yarr. Shiver me shurikens."

Nutty - Mar 14, 2003 8:09:13 am PST #2957 of 10000

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Erikaj (context is for wimps): I swear I'm not clutching my uterus going "My precious! My precious!"

esse - Mar 14, 2003 9:08:06 am PST #2958 of 10000

S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

More uteri, from Dana in Bitches (where else?):

Would anyone like my uterus? I don't plan on using it.

juliana - Mar 14, 2003 9:59:04 am PST #2959 of 10000

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Kristen, in Angel (spoilery):

Buffy calls AI. Asks: Hey, it's Buffy. Angel just called the house...listens...WHAT? Are you completely insane? No, never mind. Don't answer that. Of course, you are. You removed Angel's soul and broke Faith out of prison. Clearly, you're the insane clown posse. Without the freakish makeup.

Cindy - Mar 14, 2003 10:08:33 am PST #2960 of 10000

Nobody

Then clearly, Buffy missed seeing Cordelia's blond hair and bruised eye look from seasons 2 and 3 .

Calli - Mar 14, 2003 10:11:14 am PST #2961 of 10000

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

COMMing, while agreeing that this is true for me, too.

P.M. Marcontell, in Bitches -- Lent realization: I'm a much nicer person when I drink.

Betsy HP - Mar 14, 2003 10:48:16 am PST #2962 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Heather: I burned a boob with a curling iron once.

Kat: I did too. But he didn't break up with over that; he broke up with me because I was mad that he slept with my friend.

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