Xander ,'End of Days'
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Kristen, in Angel (spoilery):
Buffy calls AI. Asks: Hey, it's Buffy. Angel just called the house...listens...WHAT? Are you completely insane? No, never mind. Don't answer that. Of course, you are. You removed Angel's soul and broke Faith out of prison. Clearly, you're the insane clown posse. Without the freakish makeup.
Then clearly, Buffy missed seeing Cordelia's blond hair and bruised eye look from seasons 2 and 3 .
COMMing, while agreeing that this is true for me, too.
P.M. Marcontell, in Bitches -- Lent realization: I'm a much nicer person when I drink.
Heather: I burned a boob with a curling iron once.
Kat: I did too. But he didn't break up with over that; he broke up with me because I was mad that he slept with my friend.
erikaj, in Movies, first quoting connie neil:
It's funny as hell when it's not you. I believe that's our family crest somewhere, but you know, in German, so it's just one big word.
From Natter, because she was so totally asking for it:
Emily: I'll go see if changing Allah to Navajo makes any difference. That'd be a nice sentence to take out of context, wouldn't it?
-t- in Natter:
I mean, sometimes I'm callous and strange, but not always.
Betsy HP in Bitches:
Two, four, six, eight,Whom shall we defenestrate?
t waves Pompoms of Death
Jess M.:
I just popped into movies for the first time and caught this typo in the blurb:
gossip about upcoming fims
What's a fim?
Cindy:
It's like a fam, only flimsy, in a flim-flam way that only fims can be.
Calli, in Natter (context be damned):
It's a very chatty place these days, my brain.