from Natter
Nutty:
It was called "Vaster than Empires and More Slow" (it was, in fact, about vegetable love)
Cindy:
We're calling Bureaucracy 'vegetable love' now? That's just fucking neat.
Yeah, we're building a race of frog-people. It's a good time
Xander ,'Selfless'
Coffee On My Monitor
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aurelia - Mar 14, 2003 3:54:58 am PST #2955 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Mar 14, 2003 5:28:05 am PST #2956 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
Two gems from Bitches. The usual suspects.
Sean K.: One of the priveleges of being the #1 wife of the Minister of Kill the Stupid People is that you just have to point.
~~~
billytea: "Yarr. Shiver me shurikens."
Nutty - Mar 14, 2003 8:09:13 am PST #2957 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Erikaj (context is for wimps): I swear I'm not clutching my uterus going "My precious! My precious!"
esse - Mar 14, 2003 9:08:06 am PST #2958 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
More uteri, from Dana in Bitches (where else?):
Would anyone like my uterus? I don't plan on using it.
juliana - Mar 14, 2003 9:59:04 am PST #2959 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Kristen, in Angel (spoilery):
Buffy calls AI. Asks: Hey, it's Buffy. Angel just called the house...listens...WHAT? Are you completely insane? No, never mind. Don't answer that. Of course, you are. You removed Angel's soul and broke Faith out of prison. Clearly, you're the insane clown posse. Without the freakish makeup.
Cindy - Mar 14, 2003 10:08:33 am PST #2960 of 10000
Nobody
Then clearly, Buffy missed seeing Cordelia's blond hair and bruised eye look from seasons 2 and 3 .
Calli - Mar 14, 2003 10:11:14 am PST #2961 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
COMMing, while agreeing that this is true for me, too.
P.M. Marcontell, in Bitches -- Lent realization: I'm a much nicer person when I drink.
Betsy HP - Mar 14, 2003 10:48:16 am PST #2962 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Heather: I burned a boob with a curling iron once.
Kat: I did too. But he didn't break up with over that; he broke up with me because I was mad that he slept with my friend.
Jesse - Mar 14, 2003 10:51:56 am PST #2963 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
erikaj, in Movies, first quoting connie neil:
It's funny as hell when it's not you. I believe that's our family crest somewhere, but you know, in German, so it's just one big word.
Jessica - Mar 14, 2003 1:43:40 pm PST #2964 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
From Natter, because she was so totally asking for it:
Emily: I'll go see if changing Allah to Navajo makes any difference. That'd be a nice sentence to take out of context, wouldn't it?