There's something about a food that moves all by itself that gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Joyce ,'Never Leave Me'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Calli - Mar 14, 2003 10:11:14 am PST #2961 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

COMMing, while agreeing that this is true for me, too.

P.M. Marcontell, in Bitches -- Lent realization: I'm a much nicer person when I drink.


Betsy HP - Mar 14, 2003 10:48:16 am PST #2962 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Heather: I burned a boob with a curling iron once.

Kat: I did too. But he didn't break up with over that; he broke up with me because I was mad that he slept with my friend.


Jesse - Mar 14, 2003 10:51:56 am PST #2963 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

erikaj, in Movies, first quoting connie neil:

It's funny as hell when it's not you. I believe that's our family crest somewhere, but you know, in German, so it's just one big word.


Jessica - Mar 14, 2003 1:43:40 pm PST #2964 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

From Natter, because she was so totally asking for it:

Emily: I'll go see if changing Allah to Navajo makes any difference. That'd be a nice sentence to take out of context, wouldn't it?


Jess M. - Mar 14, 2003 3:12:19 pm PST #2965 of 10000
Let me just say that popularity with people on public transportation does not equal literary respect. --Jesse

-t- in Natter:

I mean, sometimes I'm callous and strange, but not always.


Fay - Mar 14, 2003 4:28:51 pm PST #2966 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Betsy HP in Bitches:

Two, four, six, eight,

Whom shall we defenestrate?

t waves Pompoms of Death


Rebecca Lizard - Mar 14, 2003 5:02:22 pm PST #2967 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Jess M.:

I just popped into movies for the first time and caught this typo in the blurb:

gossip about upcoming fims

What's a fim?

Cindy:

It's like a fam, only flimsy, in a flim-flam way that only fims can be.


Sean K - Mar 14, 2003 6:16:36 pm PST #2968 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Calli, in Natter (context be damned):

It's a very chatty place these days, my brain.


Theodosia - Mar 14, 2003 7:16:18 pm PST #2969 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Jess PMoon, in Angel (nonspoilery):

Either I have no imagination, or my squickometer's broken. (And er, if it's the former, there's no need to enlighten me.)


Burrell - Mar 14, 2003 10:18:31 pm PST #2970 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Scrappy in Bitches:

For, lo, my lust is large and contains multitudes.