More uteri, from Dana in Bitches (where else?):
Would anyone like my uterus? I don't plan on using it.
Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that 'please go' just got replaced with 'have a nice day.'
Xander ,'Selfless'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
esse - Mar 14, 2003 9:08:06 am PST #2958 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
juliana - Mar 14, 2003 9:59:04 am PST #2959 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Kristen, in Angel (spoilery):
Buffy calls AI. Asks: Hey, it's Buffy. Angel just called the house...listens...WHAT? Are you completely insane? No, never mind. Don't answer that. Of course, you are. You removed Angel's soul and broke Faith out of prison. Clearly, you're the insane clown posse. Without the freakish makeup.
Cindy - Mar 14, 2003 10:08:33 am PST #2960 of 10000
Nobody
Then clearly, Buffy missed seeing Cordelia's blond hair and bruised eye look from seasons 2 and 3 .
Calli - Mar 14, 2003 10:11:14 am PST #2961 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
COMMing, while agreeing that this is true for me, too.
P.M. Marcontell, in Bitches -- Lent realization: I'm a much nicer person when I drink.
Betsy HP - Mar 14, 2003 10:48:16 am PST #2962 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Heather: I burned a boob with a curling iron once.
Kat: I did too. But he didn't break up with over that; he broke up with me because I was mad that he slept with my friend.
Jesse - Mar 14, 2003 10:51:56 am PST #2963 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
erikaj, in Movies, first quoting connie neil:
It's funny as hell when it's not you. I believe that's our family crest somewhere, but you know, in German, so it's just one big word.
Jessica - Mar 14, 2003 1:43:40 pm PST #2964 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
From Natter, because she was so totally asking for it:
Emily: I'll go see if changing Allah to Navajo makes any difference. That'd be a nice sentence to take out of context, wouldn't it?
Jess M. - Mar 14, 2003 3:12:19 pm PST #2965 of 10000
Let me just say that popularity with people on public transportation does not equal literary respect. --Jesse
-t- in Natter:
I mean, sometimes I'm callous and strange, but not always.
Fay - Mar 14, 2003 4:28:51 pm PST #2966 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Betsy HP in Bitches:
Two, four, six, eight,Whom shall we defenestrate?
t waves Pompoms of Death
Rebecca Lizard - Mar 14, 2003 5:02:22 pm PST #2967 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Jess M.:
I just popped into movies for the first time and caught this typo in the blurb:
gossip about upcoming fims
What's a fim?
Cindy:
It's like a fam, only flimsy, in a flim-flam way that only fims can be.