Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'
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Catch-up COMM:
Burrell: And did I mention before that I lost my virginity in the Alps?
David S.: They say that Alpine love is the most pure love of all.
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Erika j.
Again wishing I was Elvis(for the giving-away-huge-sums-part, not dead-on-toilet part.)
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Jesse:
(on "Girl, Interrupted") I was just saying that Angelina Jolie just acts with her lips -- if they are chapped, you know she's Acting.
flea in Natter:
Who knew Trybyczewski was so hard for 19th century Americans to spell!?
TomW in Natter
How wrong is it that I now have this image of Ari Fleischer at a press conference saying: "Serbia... Assassination... War! That's the rule. That is totally the rule!"
amych in Natter
It's never the wrong time for copulating raccoons.
in Natter:
ita: Is Ahasuerus the wandering Jew?
scrappy: No, that's my boyfriend trying to find his car keys.
Emily in Natter on the pronunciation of "Goa'uld" from Stargate:
Teal'c pronounces it as a triphthong, if that is indeed a word. Daniel pronounces it as a diphthong. Jack pronounces it without any thong. And thank god, because Richard Dean Anderson has aged well, but there are limits.
SA beat me to it.
t modest I do what I can.
I can't believe somebody else hasn't already COMMed this:
Angus: On the subject of being bitten by things, my brother was once bitten by a fairy penguin. On the lip. They're evil little creatures.
Daniel:
There's a full moon on the ice sheet tonight...
It just hangs there, shimmering and white...
I always thought I was important and hip
Until that Fairy Penguin bit my lip.
Now I'm a WerePenguin.
Twenty eight days, the world goes by,
Then that moon comes up in the sky
A change comes over, and my friends will sigh
They shake their heads, because the change is nigh.
I'm a WerePenguin. A WereFairyPenguin.
Please look away.
Ellen S, about spring, in Natter:
I walk outside now, and I'm all "Oh brave new world, that has such not-falling-on-my-ass in it."