Well, if we followed the recipe...should be cake. A demon-violence-free-zone cake.

Lorne ,'Why We Fight'


Coffee On My Monitor  

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esse - Mar 12, 2003 10:42:45 am PST #2925 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

t modest I do what I can.


Betsy HP - Mar 12, 2003 10:50:33 am PST #2926 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

I can't believe somebody else hasn't already COMMed this:

Angus: On the subject of being bitten by things, my brother was once bitten by a fairy penguin. On the lip. They're evil little creatures.

Daniel:

There's a full moon on the ice sheet tonight...
It just hangs there, shimmering and white...

I always thought I was important and hip
Until that Fairy Penguin bit my lip.

Now I'm a WerePenguin.

Twenty eight days, the world goes by,
Then that moon comes up in the sky
A change comes over, and my friends will sigh
They shake their heads, because the change is nigh.

I'm a WerePenguin. A WereFairyPenguin.

Please look away.


Nilly - Mar 12, 2003 12:12:26 pm PST #2927 of 10000
Swouncing

Ellen S, about spring, in Natter:

I walk outside now, and I'm all "Oh brave new world, that has such not-falling-on-my-ass in it."


flea - Mar 12, 2003 2:07:57 pm PST #2928 of 10000
information libertarian

Jon B.'s current tag: "We should print that on T-shirts. And on F-shirts for our friends with two arms on one side."


Jon B. - Mar 12, 2003 2:58:32 pm PST #2929 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

That's from Futurama, flea.


Rebecca Lizard - Mar 12, 2003 4:04:23 pm PST #2930 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

I'm tagging this. You can't stop me!

I'm a WerePenguin. A WereFairyPenguin. Please look away.


Rebecca Lizard - Mar 12, 2003 4:10:40 pm PST #2931 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Dana, in Bureaucracy:

Can someone come up with an emoticon that says "You need a serial comma there"?


Java cat - Mar 12, 2003 4:40:46 pm PST #2932 of 10000
Not javachik

Natter 9:

Sean K: I hear coyotes all the time in the hills nearby. I actually saw one coming down from Yamashiro after sushi one night. Ran across the road in front of it.

Aimee: Coyotes eat sushi?

Trudy Booth: They just call it "fish."


Ellen S. - Mar 12, 2003 5:07:02 pm PST #2933 of 10000
there is something to be said for the lyric and imperial attitude / believe that everything is for you until you discover that you are for it

David S.: I've found writers particularly susceptible to weasel sex and ass-praise. They are as Fimo in my hands.

(no context and I have no idea what Fimo is. just very funny)


Jessica - Mar 12, 2003 5:08:00 pm PST #2934 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

(Fimo is a kind of molding clay. Like Sculpey, but waxier.)