I can't believe somebody else hasn't already COMMed this:

Angus: On the subject of being bitten by things, my brother was once bitten by a fairy penguin. On the lip. They're evil little creatures.

Daniel:

There's a full moon on the ice sheet tonight...
It just hangs there, shimmering and white...

I always thought I was important and hip
Until that Fairy Penguin bit my lip.

Now I'm a WerePenguin.

Twenty eight days, the world goes by,
Then that moon comes up in the sky
A change comes over, and my friends will sigh
They shake their heads, because the change is nigh.

I'm a WerePenguin. A WereFairyPenguin.

Please look away.

Ellen S, about spring, in Natter:

I walk outside now, and I'm all "Oh brave new world, that has such not-falling-on-my-ass in it."

Jon B.'s current tag: "We should print that on T-shirts. And on F-shirts for our friends with two arms on one side."

That's from Futurama, flea.

I'm tagging this. You can't stop me!

I'm a WerePenguin. A WereFairyPenguin. Please look away.

Dana, in Bureaucracy:

Can someone come up with an emoticon that says "You need a serial comma there"?

Natter 9:

Sean K: I hear coyotes all the time in the hills nearby. I actually saw one coming down from Yamashiro after sushi one night. Ran across the road in front of it.

Aimee: Coyotes eat sushi?

Trudy Booth: They just call it "fish."

David S.: I've found writers particularly susceptible to weasel sex and ass-praise. They are as Fimo in my hands.

(no context and I have no idea what Fimo is. just very funny)

(Fimo is a kind of molding clay. Like Sculpey, but waxier.)

In Natter:

John H: How the hell did oral sex come to be known as "French"?

amych: I never knew it was supposed to be French. In the distressing cases where it isn't spontaneously offered up, I tend to refer to it as "you, boy, get down there".