Jon B.'s current tag: "We should print that on T-shirts. And on F-shirts for our friends with two arms on one side."
I gave her everything... jewels, beautiful dresses -- with beautiful girls in them.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Coffee On My Monitor
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flea - Mar 12, 2003 2:07:57 pm PST #2928 of 10000
information libertarian
Jon B. - Mar 12, 2003 2:58:32 pm PST #2929 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
That's from Futurama, flea.
Rebecca Lizard - Mar 12, 2003 4:04:23 pm PST #2930 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
I'm tagging this. You can't stop me!
I'm a WerePenguin. A WereFairyPenguin. Please look away.
Rebecca Lizard - Mar 12, 2003 4:10:40 pm PST #2931 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Dana, in Bureaucracy:
Can someone come up with an emoticon that says "You need a serial comma there"?
Java cat - Mar 12, 2003 4:40:46 pm PST #2932 of 10000
Not javachik
Natter 9:
Sean K: I hear coyotes all the time in the hills nearby. I actually saw one coming down from Yamashiro after sushi one night. Ran across the road in front of it.
Aimee: Coyotes eat sushi?
Trudy Booth: They just call it "fish."
Ellen S. - Mar 12, 2003 5:07:02 pm PST #2933 of 10000
there is something to be said for the lyric and imperial attitude / believe that everything is for you until you discover that you are for it
David S.: I've found writers particularly susceptible to weasel sex and ass-praise. They are as Fimo in my hands.
(no context and I have no idea what Fimo is. just very funny)
Jessica - Mar 12, 2003 5:08:00 pm PST #2934 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
(Fimo is a kind of molding clay. Like Sculpey, but waxier.)
Steph L. - Mar 12, 2003 5:24:17 pm PST #2935 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
In Natter:
John H: How the hell did oral sex come to be known as "French"?
amych: I never knew it was supposed to be French. In the distressing cases where it isn't spontaneously offered up, I tend to refer to it as "you, boy, get down there".
Liese S. - Mar 12, 2003 5:53:46 pm PST #2936 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Jon B. in Bureaucracy.
That anonymous system you described boggles me. I am boggled. Shake me up and look for words.
Rebecca Lizard - Mar 12, 2003 6:28:56 pm PST #2937 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Le Steph:
My favorite French idiom is "mon petit ami" for "boyfriend." Because it's literally "my little friend." So that's the phrase -- the English one -- we used for the rest of college.
amych:
Yep. And that's always sounded to me like it really ought to be a euphemism for "clitoris", not "boyfriend".
Jess:
Maybe it's supposed to remind him.