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DXMachina - Feb 27, 2003 2:48:08 pm PST #2685 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Emily on a roll, in Bitches:

Matt:

I always thought it would be fun to do Tarot readings in a carnival-type situation, and every now and then get a scared look, throw the customer's money back, and yell for 'em to get out of my tent, pronto.

Emily:

"Let's see, Death crossing the Wheel of Fortune means that... oh. Um. Nothing. It means nothing at all. Uh, Pat Sajak's going to die, eventually, that's all for today I've just remembered a terribly important appointment thank you please come again you can go now!"

Anne W. - Feb 27, 2003 3:04:53 pm PST #2686 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Emily, in Natter

More COMMage for me! (Like frottage, only with commas.)

Theodosia - Feb 27, 2003 3:31:26 pm PST #2687 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Ellen S.:

Steph, you have traumatized me For Life. I must now clean out my head, which will take forever because I'm out of the jumbo-sized brain swabs.

Theodosia - Feb 27, 2003 3:41:46 pm PST #2688 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Wolfram, in Bureaucracy:

For example if 29 people want a Clem is Hott thread, and 15 people don't, then automatically the 15 people win because the other 50 or so "active" posters really couldn't care less. And that's 29 pissed off, sexually frustrated, Buffistas of questionable taste with no outlet to vent those disturbing feelings. Do we really want to risk that?

Burrell - Feb 27, 2003 4:06:45 pm PST #2689 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Wolfram again, on the endless scintilating discussion of voting methods in Bureaucracy:

And FTR I'm getting Borda dis.

billytea - Feb 27, 2003 4:57:58 pm PST #2690 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Wolfram in Bureaucracy, making light of a very serious issue:

On the subject of abstension votes, I think we should include more specific options for people who aren't firmly yays or nays.

1) emphatically yes; 2) yes; 3) eh; 4) no; 5) no fuckin' way; 6) abstain; 7) don't give a rat's ass; 8) monkey; 9) what the hell's a quorum? 10) LOL

Wolfram - Feb 27, 2003 4:59:03 pm PST #2691 of 10000
Visilurking

Wooohoooo - COMM hattrick.

billytea - Feb 27, 2003 5:02:39 pm PST #2692 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Fay, in Bitches:

Anyway - consider yourselves all waved at from pitch-black Yorkshire, wherein I'm wrestling with an essay and the forces of ennui. I'm also nibbling at Minstrels (the chocolate, not the musician) despite the fact that, for some wholly inexplicable reason, they are suffused by the taste of dill. I was kind of meaning to send them back to Mars with a "Dear sirs, your chocolate tastes inexplicably of dill! I demand a refund! In chocolate!" type letter...but I keep eating them, just to see if they still taste of dill. And they do. Which, let's face it, isn't the most obvious complementary flavour for creamy milk chocolate. Blah.

billytea - Feb 27, 2003 5:03:21 pm PST #2693 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Wooohoooo - COMM hattrick.

I thwart your plan, with handy FayJay. ...How handy.

Wolfram - Feb 27, 2003 5:07:24 pm PST #2694 of 10000
Visilurking

I thwart your plan, with handy FayJay. ...How handy.

Too late. BWAAHAHAHAHAHA.

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