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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Theodosia - Feb 27, 2003 3:41:46 pm PST #2688 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Wolfram, in Bureaucracy:

For example if 29 people want a Clem is Hott thread, and 15 people don't, then automatically the 15 people win because the other 50 or so "active" posters really couldn't care less. And that's 29 pissed off, sexually frustrated, Buffistas of questionable taste with no outlet to vent those disturbing feelings. Do we really want to risk that?

Burrell - Feb 27, 2003 4:06:45 pm PST #2689 of 10000

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Wolfram again, on the ~~endless~~ scintilating discussion of voting methods in Bureaucracy:

And FTR I'm getting Borda dis.

billytea - Feb 27, 2003 4:57:58 pm PST #2690 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Wolfram in Bureaucracy, making light of a very serious issue:

On the subject of abstension votes, I think we should include more specific options for people who aren't firmly yays or nays.

1) emphatically yes; 2) yes; 3) eh; 4) no; 5) no fuckin' way; 6) abstain; 7) don't give a rat's ass; 8) monkey; 9) what the hell's a quorum? 10) LOL

Wolfram - Feb 27, 2003 4:59:03 pm PST #2691 of 10000

Visilurking

Wooohoooo - COMM hattrick.

billytea - Feb 27, 2003 5:02:39 pm PST #2692 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Fay, in Bitches:

Anyway - consider yourselves all waved at from pitch-black Yorkshire, wherein I'm wrestling with an essay and the forces of ennui. I'm also nibbling at Minstrels (the chocolate, not the musician) despite the fact that, for some wholly inexplicable reason, they are suffused by the taste of dill. I was kind of meaning to send them back to Mars with a "Dear sirs, your chocolate tastes inexplicably of dill! I demand a refund! In chocolate!" type letter...but I keep eating them, just to see if they still taste of dill. And they do. Which, let's face it, isn't the most obvious complementary flavour for creamy milk chocolate. Blah.

billytea - Feb 27, 2003 5:03:21 pm PST #2693 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Wooohoooo - COMM hattrick.

I thwart your plan, with handy FayJay. ...How handy.

Wolfram - Feb 27, 2003 5:07:24 pm PST #2694 of 10000

Visilurking

I thwart your plan, with handy FayJay. ...How handy.

Too late. BWAAHAHAHAHAHA.

Steph L. - Feb 27, 2003 5:26:10 pm PST #2695 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

1) emphatically yes; 2) yes; 3) eh; 4) no; 5) no fuckin' way; 6) abstain; 7) don't give a rat's ass; 8) monkey; 9) what the hell's a quorum? 10) LOL

That's possibly the funniest COMM ever.

Wolfram - Feb 27, 2003 5:40:02 pm PST #2696 of 10000

Visilurking

Maybe now I can finally buff dive myself.

t /porny sounding natter

Aims - Feb 27, 2003 5:43:37 pm PST #2697 of 10000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'd never leave the house.

t /stopping also

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