Emily, in Natter
More COMMage for me! (Like frottage, only with commas.)
Riley ,'Lessons'
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Emily, in Natter
More COMMage for me! (Like frottage, only with commas.)
Ellen S.:
Steph, you have traumatized me For Life. I must now clean out my head, which will take forever because I'm out of the jumbo-sized brain swabs.
Wolfram, in Bureaucracy:
For example if 29 people want a Clem is Hott thread, and 15 people don't, then automatically the 15 people win because the other 50 or so "active" posters really couldn't care less. And that's 29 pissed off, sexually frustrated, Buffistas of questionable taste with no outlet to vent those disturbing feelings. Do we really want to risk that?
Wolfram again, on the endless scintilating discussion of voting methods in Bureaucracy:
And FTR I'm getting Borda dis.
Wolfram in Bureaucracy, making light of a very serious issue:
On the subject of abstension votes, I think we should include more specific options for people who aren't firmly yays or nays.
1) emphatically yes; 2) yes; 3) eh; 4) no; 5) no fuckin' way; 6) abstain; 7) don't give a rat's ass; 8) monkey; 9) what the hell's a quorum? 10) LOL
Wooohoooo - COMM hattrick.
Fay, in Bitches:
Anyway - consider yourselves all waved at from pitch-black Yorkshire, wherein I'm wrestling with an essay and the forces of ennui. I'm also nibbling at Minstrels (the chocolate, not the musician) despite the fact that, for some wholly inexplicable reason, they are suffused by the taste of dill. I was kind of meaning to send them back to Mars with a "Dear sirs, your chocolate tastes inexplicably of dill! I demand a refund! In chocolate!" type letter...but I keep eating them, just to see if they still taste of dill. And they do. Which, let's face it, isn't the most obvious complementary flavour for creamy milk chocolate. Blah.
Wooohoooo - COMM hattrick.
I thwart your plan, with handy FayJay. ...How handy.
I thwart your plan, with handy FayJay. ...How handy.
Too late. BWAAHAHAHAHAHA.
1) emphatically yes; 2) yes; 3) eh; 4) no; 5) no fuckin' way; 6) abstain; 7) don't give a rat's ass; 8) monkey; 9) what the hell's a quorum? 10) LOL
That's possibly the funniest COMM ever.