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Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

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billytea - Feb 27, 2003 5:02:39 pm PST #2692 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Fay, in Bitches:

Anyway - consider yourselves all waved at from pitch-black Yorkshire, wherein I'm wrestling with an essay and the forces of ennui. I'm also nibbling at Minstrels (the chocolate, not the musician) despite the fact that, for some wholly inexplicable reason, they are suffused by the taste of dill. I was kind of meaning to send them back to Mars with a "Dear sirs, your chocolate tastes inexplicably of dill! I demand a refund! In chocolate!" type letter...but I keep eating them, just to see if they still taste of dill. And they do. Which, let's face it, isn't the most obvious complementary flavour for creamy milk chocolate. Blah.

billytea - Feb 27, 2003 5:03:21 pm PST #2693 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Wooohoooo - COMM hattrick.

I thwart your plan, with handy FayJay. ...How handy.

Wolfram - Feb 27, 2003 5:07:24 pm PST #2694 of 10000

Visilurking

I thwart your plan, with handy FayJay. ...How handy.

Too late. BWAAHAHAHAHAHA.

Steph L. - Feb 27, 2003 5:26:10 pm PST #2695 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

1) emphatically yes; 2) yes; 3) eh; 4) no; 5) no fuckin' way; 6) abstain; 7) don't give a rat's ass; 8) monkey; 9) what the hell's a quorum? 10) LOL

That's possibly the funniest COMM ever.

Wolfram - Feb 27, 2003 5:40:02 pm PST #2696 of 10000

Visilurking

Maybe now I can finally buff dive myself.

t /porny sounding natter

Aims - Feb 27, 2003 5:43:37 pm PST #2697 of 10000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'd never leave the house.

t /stopping also

Holli - Feb 27, 2003 8:15:36 pm PST #2698 of 10000

an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

scrappy, in Firefly:

I'll be in Adam Baldwin's bunk.

What? It's his birthday and I think it would be festive.

Jessica - Feb 27, 2003 8:38:38 pm PST #2699 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Aimee, in Spoilers, on IQ tests:

I hate those tests. I don't reason like that. "Which row does this star go in the third repeat of the arbitrary pattern?"

Fuck you. The star goes on my head, cause I'm a princess.

Jessica - Feb 27, 2003 9:07:59 pm PST #2700 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Off topic in Angel:

ita: My mother is brilliant, insecure, and randomly insane. Also freaking hilarious. What sign should I tell her she is?

mikal2200: That's a Scorpio/Sagg cuspy person with Virgo prominantly featured.

Vonnie K: It probably says a lot about my total lack of knowledge in astrology and my over-investment in fandom that I've mentally substituted the above sentence with 'That's Scorpius/Sark slash with Viggo prominantly featured'.

Rebecca Lizard - Feb 27, 2003 9:22:36 pm PST #2701 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

I hate those tests. I don't reason like that. "Which row does this star go in the third repeat of the arbitrary pattern?"

Fuck you. The star goes on my head, cause I'm a princess.

Oh my god. I need to marry Aimee.

t cough Hey, MM?

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