Saffron: I'll die. Mal: Well, as a courtesy, you might start getting busy on that, 'cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

'Trash'


Coffee On My Monitor  

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Burrell - Feb 27, 2003 4:06:45 pm PST #2689 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Wolfram again, on the endless scintilating discussion of voting methods in Bureaucracy:

And FTR I'm getting Borda dis.


billytea - Feb 27, 2003 4:57:58 pm PST #2690 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Wolfram in Bureaucracy, making light of a very serious issue:

On the subject of abstension votes, I think we should include more specific options for people who aren't firmly yays or nays.

1) emphatically yes; 2) yes; 3) eh; 4) no; 5) no fuckin' way; 6) abstain; 7) don't give a rat's ass; 8) monkey; 9) what the hell's a quorum? 10) LOL


Wolfram - Feb 27, 2003 4:59:03 pm PST #2691 of 10000
Visilurking

Wooohoooo - COMM hattrick.


billytea - Feb 27, 2003 5:02:39 pm PST #2692 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Fay, in Bitches:

Anyway - consider yourselves all waved at from pitch-black Yorkshire, wherein I'm wrestling with an essay and the forces of ennui. I'm also nibbling at Minstrels (the chocolate, not the musician) despite the fact that, for some wholly inexplicable reason, they are suffused by the taste of dill. I was kind of meaning to send them back to Mars with a "Dear sirs, your chocolate tastes inexplicably of dill! I demand a refund! In chocolate!" type letter...but I keep eating them, just to see if they still taste of dill. And they do. Which, let's face it, isn't the most obvious complementary flavour for creamy milk chocolate. Blah.


billytea - Feb 27, 2003 5:03:21 pm PST #2693 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Wooohoooo - COMM hattrick.

I thwart your plan, with handy FayJay. ...How handy.


Wolfram - Feb 27, 2003 5:07:24 pm PST #2694 of 10000
Visilurking

I thwart your plan, with handy FayJay. ...How handy.

Too late. BWAAHAHAHAHAHA.


Steph L. - Feb 27, 2003 5:26:10 pm PST #2695 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

1) emphatically yes; 2) yes; 3) eh; 4) no; 5) no fuckin' way; 6) abstain; 7) don't give a rat's ass; 8) monkey; 9) what the hell's a quorum? 10) LOL

That's possibly the funniest COMM ever.


Wolfram - Feb 27, 2003 5:40:02 pm PST #2696 of 10000
Visilurking

Maybe now I can finally buff dive myself.

t /porny sounding natter


Aims - Feb 27, 2003 5:43:37 pm PST #2697 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'd never leave the house.

t /stopping also


Holli - Feb 27, 2003 8:15:36 pm PST #2698 of 10000
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

scrappy, in Firefly:

I'll be in Adam Baldwin's bunk.
What? It's his birthday and I think it would be festive.