Consuela, in Natter:
But I just don't get the whole "my religion comes down from on high and everything in it is imposed by god, while yours was developed by crazed jackals after an all night 'Charmed' orgy."
Book ,'Serenity'
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Consuela, in Natter:
But I just don't get the whole "my religion comes down from on high and everything in it is imposed by god, while yours was developed by crazed jackals after an all night 'Charmed' orgy."
how could anyone get the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus out of the bible? I mean, der.
Jesse, in Natter
Kat: Northern Virginia is a physical manifestation of Hell. I would say it's where the evil lives, but that doesn't even begin to describe NoVa.
Meara: Heh. I just love the bits that aren't really in NoVa yet, but if you're trying to get from any of the highways to DC or any of the bridges in/out of DC to a different one? And you end up on these unlit little tiny ramp things, where they have tiny tiny signs saying "for this HUGE LIST OF THINGS, stay left!". And 30 feet later "OK, now stay right!". And 50 feet later "Left again, jackass! HAH! MISSED IT!".
JessPMoon quoting Cindy in Angel:
I'm wearing Connor on my head Right Now!
See, now I adore Connor too, but that's just disturbing
Cindy: Why? Does he clash?
Christie, in Smallville:
The only two black men in Kansas are having a confrontation.
In Angel:
DANA: You know what? I'm gonna take a stand.
I like Connor. I didn't hate Kate. In fact, "Lonely Hearts"? One of my favorite episodes. I didn't hate Spiral either. I like Sarah McLachlan! And Julia Roberts! And Gwyneth Paltrow!
SOPHIA: I'm wearing Connor on my head Right Now!
DANA: And it's fucking great!
(I think we're going to need bigger heads.)
Sue, in Buffy, on Spike this season:
...he's reminding me of Lear's Fool. You know, crazy crunchiness on the outside, inside a chewy, insightful centre.
Nutty, in Firefly:
I'm discovering that falling in love with a TV show with low ratings is like romancing a compulsive parachutist. Every day might be the day that something went wrong and your beloved became a hairy pancake on the tarmac.
Cindy, in Firefly:
Julie - This heah is a Scarlet O'Hara bosom, baybee. MbDoesV (and parry and thrust). It also makes a mean cheesecake. It's a multi-purpose, multi-talented bosom, and it shall not be bound by barbaric bosom bigotry. For that, there's Bali, underwire. (.)(.)
aw, shucks, billytea, I thank you and the girls would, too - except in quote mode, the graphic graphics got separated and well...that looks rather painful, and as if it might affect my already precarious balance. (edit, oh wait, if I close my favorites list, everyone's back in position. nevermind.)
I have to go get nutty's imaginary boyfriend's hairy pancakes out of my teeth now, or...shoot, you beat me to it, Anne.