FayJay:
beams. glances down at prow-like DD cup-size bosom. tries to remember what her feet looked like.
BillyTea:
Imagines Leonardo DiCaprio standing on FayJay's chest and shouting "I'm the king of the world!"
I just think you're freakin' out 'cause you have to fight someone prettier than you.
Dawn ,'The Killer In Me'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Betsy HP - Oct 09, 2002 1:08:45 pm PDT #274 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Jess M. - Oct 09, 2002 1:51:04 pm PDT #275 of 10000
Let me just say that popularity with people on public transportation does not equal literary respect. --Jesse
JZ: the passing of the WBB tiara from Rio's boyfriend to scrappy's.
Rio: I think it's called a tiaro when it's for boys.
Betsy HP - Oct 09, 2002 1:54:29 pm PDT #276 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Pinwiz: And then BANG!!!, Foreshadowing came in the door with a six-pack of Rolling Rock.
Steph L. - Oct 09, 2002 2:24:33 pm PDT #277 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Hil, in Natter:
Apparently alfredo sauce conducts electricity.
Betsy HP - Oct 09, 2002 3:21:03 pm PDT #278 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
JZ , referring to a moron who exceeds the previously-known boundaries of obliviousness:
Cluestick, clue anvil, possibly the clue grand piano snapping the cord of the clue crane and tumbling five stories down the front of the clue brownstone to punch a hole six feet deep in the clue sidewalk.
Jessica - Oct 09, 2002 9:08:36 pm PDT #279 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
In Bitches:
Heather Alayne: [NB] said SMG smells like grapefruit.
ita: My god ... all the fanfic that has to be rewritten.
plasmo - Oct 10, 2002 1:02:32 am PDT #280 of 10000
{[-_-]}
Why can't people understand that a size is not a proper way to measure thinness (is that a word?), because a tall person is obviously wider in order to not look like a standing noodle or piece of cardboard?
Nilly - in Natter2, on people being in proportion.
word!
Nilly - Oct 10, 2002 6:01:53 am PDT #281 of 10000
Swouncing
NAFDA Buffy:
Jess PMoon: Well, Giles has been hangin' with the coven in Devon all summer too -- probably some of it rubbed off.
Miracleman: Longer than just the summer, I thought. Didn't they intimate that he'd been chillin' with the blessed-homies since he left the first time?
And another Miracleman-y goodness:
Giles seemed (to me) more "sure, 'connected', whatever ya gotta say to get through, baby. Now put the flower back in Portugal."
And Madrigal (hey, I'm catching up), not-spoilery wondering about Buffy:
is she a human who runs on a demonic duracell?
Nilly - Oct 10, 2002 7:07:37 am PDT #282 of 10000
Swouncing
DXM in Natter:
My surreal moment for today came on the ride into work. As I came around a bend in the road, I noticed about eight police cars pulled over on the shoulder, all from different towns, and all with their lights flashing. Immediately after I passed them, they all pulled out onto the road in unison, and started following me. I wasn't too worried, because they had turned their lights off, and they obviously weren't chasing me, but it was odd. I made a left turn, and sure enough, they kept following me. Finally, I pulled into Dunkin Donuts to get a coffee, and they all pulled into the parking lot after me, which I thought was hugely funny.
Jim - Oct 10, 2002 7:37:45 am PDT #283 of 10000
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!
BillyTea:
It's probably best not to clog this thread with instalments of My Life and Times of Me, as Seen by Me; but feel free to email me if you want to discuss anything further.
Can I be the first to nominate "My Life and Times of Me, as Seen by Me" as a future Natter title?