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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Katie M - Oct 09, 2002 12:31:10 am PDT #269 of 10000

I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

In Angel:

DANA: You know what? I'm gonna take a stand.

I like Connor. I didn't hate Kate. In fact, "Lonely Hearts"? One of my favorite episodes. I didn't hate Spiral either. I like Sarah McLachlan! And Julia Roberts! And Gwyneth Paltrow!

SOPHIA: I'm wearing Connor on my head Right Now!

DANA: And it's fucking great!

(I think we're going to need bigger heads.)

Theodosia - Oct 09, 2002 6:10:05 am PDT #270 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Sue, in Buffy, on Spike this season:

...he's reminding me of Lear's Fool. You know, crazy crunchiness on the outside, inside a chewy, insightful centre.

Anne W. - Oct 09, 2002 7:32:59 am PDT #271 of 10000

The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Nutty, in Firefly:

I'm discovering that falling in love with a TV show with low ratings is like romancing a compulsive parachutist. Every day might be the day that something went wrong and your beloved became a hairy pancake on the tarmac.

billytea - Oct 09, 2002 8:00:17 am PDT #272 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Cindy, in Firefly:

Julie - This heah is a Scarlet O'Hara bosom, baybee. MbDoesV (and parry and thrust). It also makes a mean cheesecake. It's a multi-purpose, multi-talented bosom, and it shall not be bound by barbaric bosom bigotry. For that, there's Bali, underwire. (.)(.)

Cindy - Oct 09, 2002 8:09:48 am PDT #273 of 10000

Nobody

aw, shucks, billytea, I thank you and the girls would, too - except in quote mode, the graphic graphics got separated and well...that looks rather painful, and as if it might affect my already precarious balance. (edit, oh wait, if I close my favorites list, everyone's back in position. nevermind.)

I have to go get nutty's imaginary boyfriend's hairy pancakes out of my teeth now, or...shoot, you beat me to it, Anne.

Betsy HP - Oct 09, 2002 1:08:45 pm PDT #274 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

FayJay:

beams. glances down at prow-like DD cup-size bosom. tries to remember what her feet looked like.

BillyTea:

Imagines Leonardo DiCaprio standing on FayJay's chest and shouting "I'm the king of the world!"

Jess M. - Oct 09, 2002 1:51:04 pm PDT #275 of 10000

Let me just say that popularity with people on public transportation does not equal literary respect. --Jesse

JZ: the passing of the WBB tiara from Rio's boyfriend to scrappy's.

Rio: I think it's called a tiaro when it's for boys.

Betsy HP - Oct 09, 2002 1:54:29 pm PDT #276 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Pinwiz: And then BANG!!!, Foreshadowing came in the door with a six-pack of Rolling Rock.

Steph L. - Oct 09, 2002 2:24:33 pm PDT #277 of 10000

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Hil, in Natter:

Apparently alfredo sauce conducts electricity.

Betsy HP - Oct 09, 2002 3:21:03 pm PDT #278 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

JZ , referring to a moron who exceeds the previously-known boundaries of obliviousness:

Cluestick, clue anvil, possibly the clue grand piano snapping the cord of the clue crane and tumbling five stories down the front of the clue brownstone to punch a hole six feet deep in the clue sidewalk.

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