Willow ,'Bring On The Night'
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In Angel:
DANA: You know what? I'm gonna take a stand.
I like Connor. I didn't hate Kate. In fact, "Lonely Hearts"? One of my favorite episodes. I didn't hate Spiral either. I like Sarah McLachlan! And Julia Roberts! And Gwyneth Paltrow!
SOPHIA: I'm wearing Connor on my head Right Now!
DANA: And it's fucking great!
(I think we're going to need bigger heads.)
Sue, in Buffy, on Spike this season:
...he's reminding me of Lear's Fool. You know, crazy crunchiness on the outside, inside a chewy, insightful centre.
Nutty, in Firefly:
I'm discovering that falling in love with a TV show with low ratings is like romancing a compulsive parachutist. Every day might be the day that something went wrong and your beloved became a hairy pancake on the tarmac.
Cindy, in Firefly:
Julie - This heah is a Scarlet O'Hara bosom, baybee. MbDoesV (and parry and thrust). It also makes a mean cheesecake. It's a multi-purpose, multi-talented bosom, and it shall not be bound by barbaric bosom bigotry. For that, there's Bali, underwire. (.)(.)
aw, shucks, billytea, I thank you and the girls would, too - except in quote mode, the graphic graphics got separated and well...that looks rather painful, and as if it might affect my already precarious balance. (edit, oh wait, if I close my favorites list, everyone's back in position. nevermind.)
I have to go get nutty's imaginary boyfriend's hairy pancakes out of my teeth now, or...shoot, you beat me to it, Anne.
FayJay:
beams. glances down at prow-like DD cup-size bosom. tries to remember what her feet looked like.
BillyTea:
Imagines Leonardo DiCaprio standing on FayJay's chest and shouting "I'm the king of the world!"
JZ: the passing of the WBB tiara from Rio's boyfriend to scrappy's.
Rio: I think it's called a tiaro when it's for boys.
Pinwiz: And then BANG!!!, Foreshadowing came in the door with a six-pack of Rolling Rock.
Hil, in Natter:
Apparently alfredo sauce conducts electricity.
JZ , referring to a moron who exceeds the previously-known boundaries of obliviousness:
Cluestick, clue anvil, possibly the clue grand piano snapping the cord of the clue crane and tumbling five stories down the front of the clue brownstone to punch a hole six feet deep in the clue sidewalk.