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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Cindy, in Firefly:
Julie - This heah is a Scarlet O'Hara bosom, baybee. MbDoesV (and parry and thrust). It also makes a mean cheesecake. It's a multi-purpose, multi-talented bosom, and it shall not be bound by barbaric bosom bigotry. For that, there's Bali, underwire. (.)(.)
aw, shucks, billytea, I thank you and the girls would, too - except in quote mode, the graphic graphics got separated and well...that looks rather painful, and as if it might affect my already precarious balance. (edit, oh wait, if I close my favorites list, everyone's back in position. nevermind.)
I have to go get nutty's imaginary boyfriend's hairy pancakes out of my teeth now, or...shoot, you beat me to it, Anne.
FayJay:
beams. glances down at prow-like DD cup-size bosom. tries to remember what her feet looked like.
BillyTea:
Imagines Leonardo DiCaprio standing on FayJay's chest and shouting "I'm the king of the world!"
JZ: the passing of the WBB tiara from Rio's boyfriend to scrappy's.
Rio: I think it's called a tiaro when it's for boys.
Pinwiz: And then BANG!!!, Foreshadowing came in the door with a six-pack of Rolling Rock.
Hil, in Natter:
Apparently alfredo sauce conducts electricity.
JZ , referring to a moron who exceeds the previously-known boundaries of obliviousness:
Cluestick, clue anvil, possibly the clue grand piano snapping the cord of the clue crane and tumbling five stories down the front of the clue brownstone to punch a hole six feet deep in the clue sidewalk.
In Bitches:
Heather Alayne: [NB] said SMG smells like grapefruit.
ita: My god ... all the fanfic that has to be rewritten.
Why can't people understand that a size is not a proper way to measure thinness (is that a word?), because a tall person is obviously wider in order to not look like a standing noodle or piece of cardboard?
Nilly - in Natter2, on people being in proportion.
word!
NAFDA Buffy:
Jess PMoon: Well, Giles has been hangin' with the coven in Devon all summer too -- probably some of it rubbed off.
Miracleman: Longer than just the summer, I thought. Didn't they intimate that he'd been chillin' with the blessed-homies since he left the first time?
And another Miracleman-y goodness:
Giles seemed (to me) more "sure, 'connected', whatever ya gotta say to get through, baby. Now put the flower back in Portugal."
And Madrigal (hey, I'm catching up), not-spoilery wondering about Buffy:
is she a human who runs on a demonic duracell?