how could anyone get the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus out of the bible? I mean, der.
Jesse, in Natter
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Xander ,'Lessons'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Consuela - Oct 08, 2002 2:00:29 pm PDT #265 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Trudy Booth - Oct 08, 2002 4:10:04 pm PDT #266 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Kat: Northern Virginia is a physical manifestation of Hell. I would say it's where the evil lives, but that doesn't even begin to describe NoVa.
Meara: Heh. I just love the bits that aren't really in NoVa yet, but if you're trying to get from any of the highways to DC or any of the bridges in/out of DC to a different one? And you end up on these unlit little tiny ramp things, where they have tiny tiny signs saying "for this HUGE LIST OF THINGS, stay left!". And 30 feet later "OK, now stay right!". And 50 feet later "Left again, jackass! HAH! MISSED IT!".
Connie Neil - Oct 08, 2002 4:12:01 pm PDT #267 of 10000
brillig
JessPMoon quoting Cindy in Angel:
I'm wearing Connor on my head Right Now!
See, now I adore Connor too, but that's just disturbing
Cindy: Why? Does he clash?
meara - Oct 08, 2002 7:48:38 pm PDT #268 of 10000
Christie, in Smallville:
The only two black men in Kansas are having a confrontation.
Katie M - Oct 09, 2002 12:31:10 am PDT #269 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
In Angel:
DANA: You know what? I'm gonna take a stand.
I like Connor. I didn't hate Kate. In fact, "Lonely Hearts"? One of my favorite episodes. I didn't hate Spiral either. I like Sarah McLachlan! And Julia Roberts! And Gwyneth Paltrow!
SOPHIA: I'm wearing Connor on my head Right Now!
DANA: And it's fucking great!
(I think we're going to need bigger heads.)
Theodosia - Oct 09, 2002 6:10:05 am PDT #270 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Sue, in Buffy, on Spike this season:
...he's reminding me of Lear's Fool. You know, crazy crunchiness on the outside, inside a chewy, insightful centre.
Anne W. - Oct 09, 2002 7:32:59 am PDT #271 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Nutty, in Firefly:
I'm discovering that falling in love with a TV show with low ratings is like romancing a compulsive parachutist. Every day might be the day that something went wrong and your beloved became a hairy pancake on the tarmac.
billytea - Oct 09, 2002 8:00:17 am PDT #272 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Cindy, in Firefly:
Julie - This heah is a Scarlet O'Hara bosom, baybee. MbDoesV (and parry and thrust). It also makes a mean cheesecake. It's a multi-purpose, multi-talented bosom, and it shall not be bound by barbaric bosom bigotry. For that, there's Bali, underwire. (.)(.)
Cindy - Oct 09, 2002 8:09:48 am PDT #273 of 10000
Nobody
aw, shucks, billytea, I thank you and the girls would, too - except in quote mode, the graphic graphics got separated and well...that looks rather painful, and as if it might affect my already precarious balance. (edit, oh wait, if I close my favorites list, everyone's back in position. nevermind.)
I have to go get nutty's imaginary boyfriend's hairy pancakes out of my teeth now, or...shoot, you beat me to it, Anne.
Betsy HP - Oct 09, 2002 1:08:45 pm PDT #274 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
FayJay:
beams. glances down at prow-like DD cup-size bosom. tries to remember what her feet looked like.
BillyTea:
Imagines Leonardo DiCaprio standing on FayJay's chest and shouting "I'm the king of the world!"